Alright, let’s do this one last time. My name is Prequel Trilogy. I'm a space opera. And for 21 years, I’ve been the one and only Star Wars. I saved some worlds, had a romance, introduced the clones and new beasts. I had some clunky dialogue, some questionable characters. But after everything, I still love being Star Wars; Alright, people, let’s do this one last time. My name is Original Trilogy. I'm a space opera. And for the last 44 years, I thought I was the one and only Star Wars. I’m pretty sure you know the rest. You see, I blew up the Death Star, had some romance, blew up the Death Star again, maybe too much. Brought in new creatures -- lots of puppets, lots of makeup. Strange holiday specials. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Alright, people. Let’s start at the beginning one last time. My name is Sequel Trilogy. I'm a space opera. And for the last 6 years, I’ve been the one and only Star Wars. You guys know the rest. I made the galaxy more diverse. Made new robots, new creatures. Blew up the Death Star Planet, saved the porgs. I couldn't save the original cast. It got complicated. I don’t do simple anymore.
