Valerie: *shoves them together so that they kiss and dissapears*

The literal f**k- *laughing*

xD

At 9:14 PM weird shit happens

y u p

AND WHY HAVE THE BIRDS CHOSEN NOW INSTEAD OF THIS MORNING TO HAVE A CHIRPING PARTY!? Oh wait maybe the baby doves are hungry...

oop-

They have been SILENCED

o o p-

Did you think I silenced them?
Cuz they were fed and now are back at it again MY ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR NEST IN THE GRAPEVINES YOU F**KING BIRDS

'-'

*sobs in I want them
To shut*

Those birds need to:

LMFAO I didn’t mean for that to be a meme

Sorry I saw an opportunity I had too lol

I would’ve done the same

Lmao

Meme

M E M E

O P P O R T U N I T Y

My dirty-ass mind imagined regice behind him doing the nasty-

The f**k is wrong with you *laughing*

My dirty mind-

Y (same)

Yss

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Another one

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Another dirty friend

Yep

So there

Yep

Whe

Whe

Whee

Whee
Phsycopath drugs

Whee whee

Phsycopath drugs

Yes

Yee
I did a shid today...
In the microwave...
Right in a bowl...
Of my mom's fresh casserole...
Why don't my parents love me...

It’s because... you... can’t... stop... being... so... damn... ugly....

Every night
When I'm layin in bed

I can’t stop thinking of that tasty lead

Pop open a tin
Spread in my bread

My favorite flavor is semi gloss red

Drive into home depot

Looking to score

Ruby red please!
Benjamin moore

Well drink it all day ‘till our throats are sore

Pop open a can and give it a pour

Uh oh no not again I just awoke on the floor, I thought it was October but now I’m not sure (I want to do the never lonely with one brain cell part)

I might have brain damage but it doesn't matter anymore because I pissed myself and I'm mentally four

I’m feeling fine

Not feeling unwell

Cuz you’re never lonely with one brain cell

(let's do a diff song now)
We the green gang

It’s a meme thang

Got the blocks shot down

Forgot the rest of the words

Like pyongyang
We strapped,purple getting clapped
Green like the cash that we keep stacked

Eddie is a killer, a straight up thriller, he green and he mean like a drunk caterpillar

So back down
This a green town

Doin green stuff

Reppin that green crown

Wait what’s that? Is purple gang rapping?

Nah fam it's the sound of purple cheeks clappin

No no