zombie movie militaries be like

actually they have this aim when near someone close to the force or someone whos allies with a jedi themselves

But its the joke.

k den

yeap

if starwars was realistic
stormtrooper: *oh no jedi intruder*
jedi: *uses light saber*
stormtrooper: *shoots jedi 5 times*
jedi: *tries blocking them but ITS F**KING BULLETS HOW ARE YOU GONNA BLOCK THAT FAST and dies*
5 jedis: *come*
stormtrooper: *gets 50 more*
jedis: *get f**king overrun and dies*
stormtrooper: well then

Its called reflexes

yeah but imagine, WHO AND HOW WOULD YOU BLOCK OR TAKE BULLETS, LIKE REAL BULLETS

True, but a laser bolt is slower than a bullet

yeah but it cant be slower than a human, or alien, or whatever species is the jedi

explanation: J E D I R E F L E X E S

Unfortunatly you are right. Now let me wash my mouth with soap.

there were actually zombies in Star Wars

what

which military are you talking about?

US military, its really powerful and is recently trying to make stealth fighter jets primary, and the ground, they have power tonk

1:they already made the gen5 jets 2:like it or not youre over reacting with the "very" powerful 3:its called a tank boi

its rival is pagodaland aka People's republic of china

you are making no sense but o k

its china

you mean the 'tonk's' rival is a Chinese tank?

oh ok

military in videogames

no no hes got a point but its not 100% correct at all

IRL RUSSIA and US demolish the Virgin Zombies.

LOL!

At first all everyone, including the army are always weak when the infection first strikes. For some weird reason, the survivors you play as are always so stong

lol

While they may have the most technologically advanced weapons, they do use standard house hold belts aka the most deadly weapons

Yep

Wow, for once real life is the chad here.

thx

Its actually not that the military's weak in the movies, its usually the government takes so long to mobilize. like imagine how it would look if you started ripping your citizens with apache helicopters. plus, you really think the major politicians care ,all the care about is there image and re-election

they are actually blind ngl

One of the reasons why I think the World War Z movie is so good is because the military actually does something and they actually seem to make calculated decisions.