Ask lukas (half god that is sometimes insane/mentally unstable)

(Carlos} *falls asleep while drink on battery acid*

Lukas: *on his 69th cup of battery acid*

I already knew that

1 how old are you and 2 do u think u and katt will ever get married🥺

Answer 1: I have no age
Answer 2: possibly

Eri: Who's Katt?

Me: that's Lukas girlfriend in a different universe-

Eri: O~Oh...

Me: yeah- he's in multiple relationships in different universes

Eri: wow

Me: mhm he's with *thinks* Sam,Katt,you,Karma and I think a few more I dunno

Eri: *Ears goes down* oh ok

Me: I didn't-

Eri: *Walks away*

Me: yep! *Laughs*

Eri: *Ears goes up* Yeah!!

Me: mhm but in your universe he loves you and only you

Eri; *Tail wags* R~Really?

Me: *smiles*

Eri: *Walks to you and sniffs you* You smell...Like Lukas

Me: lukas,got any tips on not being alone?
Lukas: nope-

Eri: *Comes back with Ice cream*

Me: I guess-

Eri: *Backs up* Did you kidnap him?

MemeScheme: UwU

mmm yes sniff

me: pFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfFfT

Lukas: just do whatever
Me: aight-

Eri: *Smiles* Anyone?

MemeScheme: OoOoOoOOooh ice creaaaaaaaaaaam

Me: iced cream?!

Eri: *Hands it out* Sure!!

Me: WHAT NO!!!

Eri: *Whimpers and hides*

Me: *eats iced cream*

Me: LUKAS CAN YOU COME HERE A SEC?
Lukas:*comes over* wassup-
Me: eri thinks I kidnapped you-
Lukas: *laughs a bit* nah he didn't

Eri: *Ears goes up* LUKAS!!! *Hugs him*

MemeScheme: MmMmMmM ice cream (imma just third wheel right quick fam)

Me: no you'll be fourth wheel because I am the ONE AND ONLY THIRD WHEEL

Lukas: *laughs*
Me: why am I so alone-

Eri: *Purrs* Why did you steal Lukas for yourself?

MemeScheme: huH i WonDer

Karma: yUp

Lukas K: nothing-

Karma: *laughs a little* Tell me!

Lukas K: hey it's nothing!

Karma: it's SOMETHING!

Lukas K: no it ain't-

Karma: Fine

*all versions of lukas appear, including the one that's with her*
Lukas with karma: hi karma

Karma: hey

(imma call lukas with karma Lukas K)
Lukas K: *silent*

Karma: ?

Lukas K: *silent still*

Karma: What's wrong?