CAPTAIN KIRK TURNS 90, EXPLAINS CAVORTING WITH ALIEN WOMEN THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY IS HIS SECRET TO REMAINING YOUTHFUL AND ACTIVE. JOE BIDEN TOOK EXTENSIVE NOTES WHILE DROOLING THEN FORGOT WHERE HE WAS, WHERE THE NOTES WERE OR WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR. JOE LATER SIGNED EO TO BRING IN MORE ALIEN WOMEN.
