Yes Honey

I know. I don't bother with chicks or buying love

Reasons this is true:
1. I'm gay
2. Nobody likes me
3. I'm broke as hell

Reason No 2 is irrational bullshit and expresses generalized anxiety disorder,
see a shrink then.

Reason 4: you could be ill & disabled.
Reasomns 5 - ... the bishes just want to f**k you (over) and your mom -- S.Freud

My personal favorite: i do not f**k w**res, i do not try to buy love.

i mean, you are right, alll jokes aside, there are some really weird people out in the world.