yomama off

YO mama so fat that when she died and they buried her, her belly button stuck out of the ground!!!

Yo mama so fat, that when she swam with the whales they sang "we are family, even though ur fatter then me!"

Yo moma so old that when i told her to act her age, she friggin died!

yo mama is so fat, when she hit the ground no one laughed but the ground was cracking up

you mama so fat, when she got on the scales, the scales said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

yo mama so lazy, she can't even jump to conclusions

yo mama so fat, when she sat on a monster truck, she made it a low rider

yo mama so hairy that her knuckles have sideburns

OK OK THATS ENOUGH now we decide a winner: it's not me so ill pick cuz both of ye beat me so i decide the winner OK?

actually, are websites aloud to make yo mama jokes

still

yo mama so hairy, Jane Goodall set up base camp in her bathroom

XDD

Yo Mama So Godamn Tiny That She Uses Toothpicks As A Stripper Pole

yo mama so fat she picks her teeth with the Olsen twins

XD

oof.

LET ME READ THESE: AND THE WINNER ISS......MATTHEWRICE1

hang on just a second, matthewrice1 and I both used the same website for our yo mama jokes

I Didnt Use Any Website My Joke Was
Yo Mama So Godamn Tiny That She Uses Toothpicks As A Stripper Pole

no for some of them

O.O THEN.....UM......U GUESS U BOTH WIN

Yay!

oops...

Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears, and thought she was listening to nickelback!

50 cent She Wanted Her Quarter Back In Football

I mean 50 cent, oops.

Y'all still there?

WE ARE DONE IMA DECIDE THE WINNER

Yo mama so fat, I took a Christmas photo of her, and it's still printing!

OOF XD

Yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her rear end, while screaming "I GOT THE POWER!"!

HOLY THATS GOOD XD

Yo Mama so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap, and slipped into a coma!

Yo Mama so hairy, when she watched star wars, everybody shouted, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"!

Yo Mama so fat, she needs cheat codes...FOR WII FIT!

Yo mama so fat, she walked past the tv, and I missed 3 full episodes!

Yo Mama so fat, when she hopped on the scale, it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"!

bruh I think we are using the same website for our yo mama jokes

oh...huh...odd.

Can I Join?

sure: its a friendly competiton fyi so no hard feelings

Maybe?