GOD GAVE ME ANIMALS FOR FOOD,
END OF STORY; EXCEPT WAIT, LIKE
NOBODY ASKED THE ACTUAL ANIMALS,
SO AM I REALLY LIVING THE GOLDEN RULE? AND CRAP, WHAT IF SOME PREDATORY HYPERINTELLIGENT
ALIEN SPECIES SAW ME AS JUST SOME BARELY-INTELLIGENT SALMON? HOLY SMOKES, IT'S LIKE SLAVERY -- WHEN JESUS SAID HE STILL HAD MANY THINGS TO SAY THAT PEOPLE WEREN'T READY FOR, THAT WAS 20 LONG CENTURIES AGO