btw this is a cannibal coming at you

Eclipse: *takes out poison* Did you know that Poison is actually a potion that turns people into corpses? *A knife slides out of her sleeve* And that this knife is actually a wand? *The poison goes poof and she has a gun now* Oh yeah and magic missile

(Carlos] oooo

Eclipse: Yes, so who you killing?

(Carlos] Just anyone I decide to eat

Eclipse: Mind if i tag along?

(Carlos] Sure, why not.

(Carlos] I think theres a guy over there. Lets eat him first.

Eclipse: Yessir

(Carlos] *charges towards him and impales him with tongue like an imposter* Now we can eat him

Eclipse: You do it, never was too interested in eating human, just here for the killing

POV: you cant draw

B R U H

* Both Dylan and Alex are in a defense position * 53va03.jpg (click to show) ( Alex is on the top, Dylan is on the bottom )

(Carlos] Im not eating you, im eating that guy over there

Dylan: * Flies over to the guy and heals him *
Alex: Eat someone else, at least not when we're around

Red: Never bring a knife...
*loads a pistol*
...TO A GUN FIGHT!

(Carlos] *french style laugh and brings out the swiss army knife* Try me

Red: Oh sh*t. A Swiss Army knife.

E

(Carlos] Wrong weapon *pulls out the swiss army gun*

Red: O H F * * K

(Carlos] *fires a grenade* E

Red: PLEASE DON’T HARM ME I HAVE PEOPLE TO PROTECT AND A GIRLFRIEND-

(Carlos] Welp, *eats grenade and head explodes* *regenerates head* Have a good one *pukes up a portal and leaves*

Red: That was easy.

Dust: He was kinda weird though.

(Carlos] *pokes head through portal* U WOT M8

Dust: I said a thing.

(Carlos] *stretches neck in an uneasing way* Ok
Bye *retracts neck back into portal*

Dust: Dang...

Andy: Wow, a cannibal.

(Carlos] Mhm

(Carlos] Thats me

Andy: Well you wouldn't even last a second against me

(Carlos] O yea its u
Sorry about last time

Andy: Right, sure you are

Grace: Funny. *black stuff starts coming out of her eyes and start taking over the white of her eyes* you want to mess the very person who helped Shattered take over the multiverse. *a sword starts to form out of a black substance* very well then.

(Carlos] *sips coffee and pukes up a sword* BRING. IT. ON.

N!Grace: villain versus villain. HA! Shattered, I like some help.
Shattered: *smiles* cannibal? Look, I’m not even human and nor is she. So good luck handling us.

(Carlos] hold on a sec im kinda hungry *takes out someones beating heart and eats it like an apple*

Yanberry from out of a portal: I'm friends with someone who eats humans, I could bring him if you would like, boss.
Shattered: It's fine, Yan. You can bring Horror.

(Carlos] Ight

Horror: Yan Called.*pulls out cleaver* said there was food?
N!Grace: watch out buddy. once he has a target, he doesn't let them go.

(Carlos] Ok. Sup. The names Horror, right

Horror: Look, I may have left my AU a long time ago, but that doesn't mean I forgotten what I used to do. ONE HEAD DOG....COMING UP!!!
Shattered, N!Grace, and Yanberry: lol.

(Carlos] *pulls out a fresh human corpse*LES GET COOKIN

Horror: That's not what I was trying to aim for. you know what screw this. *Get's cleaver ready* fight to the death you and me.

(Carlos] Oh. If its a fight you want, *in a deeper and distorted voice* Į̵̙̣͍̖̔̎̊͊̿͘͠T̸̨̨̬͍̟͚͖̖̤̣͐̊̽̍̅̚Ş̴͙͙̩̟́̏̒͌́͆̈́͒̈́͘͜ ̷͕͔̹̋͋͒̏̀̀A̸̢̪̤͓̞̤̭͖͙̠͠ ̷̼̘̜͊̍͊̂̊̀̈́̃͝F̸̧̨͓͕͖̣̤̈͂̿Ī̵̧̠̹̝̝̌̈̀̄͒́̾̕G̷͚͓̪̯̓̔̀͑̍̏H̵̪̲̒Ṱ̷̛̜͍̹̫́́̿̚ͅ ̵̨̲̆́̅Y̷̭̣̙̥̭̒͝O̶̦̺̟̭͉̐̆̉͒͊̅̏Ṳ̶̰̟̥̝͉̋͑L̵͓͕̠̲̮̞͓̰͗̑̕͜͝Ḷ̶͙̳͉͆ ̷̯̺̰̎̀̂̓̿͆̕G̴̡̧̨͎̘̦̦̗̓̀Ĕ̸͇͔͍̖̺͖̓̌̿́͐̎̑͝T̸͙̖̣̝͔̙͎͍̈́́͝

Horror: THIS IS GONNA GET I N T E R E S T I N G. BECAUSE HOW CAN YOU KILL A MONSTER....... T H A T S A L R E A D Y D E A D ?

p r e t t y s u r e t h a t s a p o w e r e x a g g e r a t i o n

???: i dont wanna die by somethin this ugly-

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