son, we're going on a shopping trip

The son knew, but the father was an idiot p.

You cannot enter SCP-3008 as it is heavily guarded.

it was just a joke, of course people wouldn't be allowed in the place

OH SHIT™

Live in one of the settlements in that building

On the pro side, you get free swedish meatballs for the rest of eternity

The store is now closed, please exit the building

You could say “bad costumer service”, would they just commit suicide then?

lol thats a great Idea

Why are you chasing me and trying to kill me while calmly saying for me to leave the store!

where are the meatbawls?

At the food court

And now, a re-enactment of the child recognizing 3008 ‘Uuhhhh daaad I know what this place is I read the file dad you idiot YOU HAVE KILLED US BOTH YOU IDIOT’ this concludes the re-enactment, I will see you all at my next re-enactment of a kid who read the file and got ignored