(mod edit: I mean... this isn't really RP but I'll allow it)

what is the meaning if life, the universe and everything?

"no I wont. and besides" he puts up runic sheilds around himself "they wont hurt me"

yes, but the area around you... *he waves his arm across the field of mushroom clouds*

"right" he waves his hand and they dissapait

except for those *he points to a demonic eldritch being blasting enormous incineration laser*

it reflects off the sheild

*suddenly the shield starts glowing and evaporates, because of a giant dragonlike monster is swallowing it whole*

it implodes

*it dies and creates a black hole, sucking you in*

he destroys it

you... you cant destroy something that doesnt technically exist as a solid, liquid, or gas... the centre or singularity is an infinitely small point, so compact it has a gravity of 1000 times our sun. you can't destroy it without dying in the process

Reginald: "THat . . . that is something even I dont know. ask something else PLEASE"

why is Gamora?

"her parents"

what is your weakness?

"Im not telling you that"

"Its private"

"because. ask someone else something" he leaves the room "theres 18 other people"

*pulls out a nuke* Wow look at that! I activated my killstreak!

"magic"

"what?"

you know what? bye *a portal opens up and he jumos through*

he waves

*fading away* byeeeee...

he goes back

"please dont. find someone else to talk to"

*mr blue sky commences* *tactical nuke inbound* too late

he snaps his fingers and it dissapears "Its too late when I say its too late"

yeah but *multiple tactical nukes inbound. count: 100,000,000* that happened *mr blye sky intensifies*

he snaps and they dissapear "I will kill you"

*portals open and millions of nukes fly out of them* woohoooo! armageddeon! lets go! they multiply exponentially

he kills you and they all dissapear

*he falls out of a portal* ow. anyway. *every conceivable missile in the known universe rains down* *mr blue sky intensifies*

you implode and they all disapear

*out of me comes a portal that begins barfing more nukes out and I fall out of it as well* you can't stop missiles buddy. you'll wear out eventually

*ahem* where are you in our rp?

sry watching a show

temmie:hi-

panda eyes:sup?

he nods

Bestie:sup ya'll heard that we go a new race coming up..TODAY!? ;D

Temmie:yep

Panda eyes:umm Erik this is Bestie,and she's in the racing team.we race now.

"thats cool"

(who are you asking?)

(you)

(which oc)

(misty and erick)

Erik: "hi"

temmie:hi

panda eyes:sup?

"whatcha doing here?"

temmie:*shrugs*came to-

panda eyes:see ya'll

"ok?"

pals

"thanks"

yeah

he smiles "I should head back home"

same

he teleports away

*wave*

-end?-

(i guess)

"ok"

temmie:so how is misty?

panda eyes:misty?

temmie:she was at a wedding.

"shes good. pregnancy test came back positive a few days ago"

temmie:WHAT!!

panda eyes:WHAT!!

he nods and smiles

panda eyes:wow

temmie:congrats

"thanks"

temmie:sooo-

panda eyes:how many kids r u going to have?

temmie:yeah?

"its too early to tell, but Misty thinks their twins. I dont know why"

Temmie:hope u good luck

temmie:same

panda eyes:yep