I'd bet one hundred more of those dollars that I could seduce

There one was a lad who looked like me He was an innocent soul But he loved TV His friend got him into anime And now he's a go***mn weeb (Ara ara) Oh no he's addicted to porn He watches hentai way into the morn One day he was having some fun Till his mom burst in oh no His step-sis whispered oni-chan It felt so wrong but he was a fan She got stuck in the laundry door Ohh watch the little lad go Oh no he's addicted to porn He watches hentai way into the morn One day he was having some fun Till his mom burst in oh no When his step-mom walked in she was mad She said I'm about to tell y'all's dad Unless y'all wanna run it back and make it a party of three Oh no he's addicted to porn He watches hentai way into the morn One day he was having some fun Till his mom burst in oh no