Bell: “So [Tictac’s hideous redacted nickname], how do you like your new school?”
Tictac: “Eh, it’s good. Some of my teachers are cool but I have loads of work and I have a [REDACTED] due.”
Bell: “Oh... any girls there? *insert sickening eye batting that dislodged her stick on lashes*
Me: . . .
Everyone: . . .
TicTac: “Not here, but I’ve got my eye on someone” *Insert the trademarked lobsided smirk that he’s been pulling since I’ve known him*
