"I'm the ring leader now."

Dan 2.0: Yes you are~
Dan 3.0: no no no this is absolutely wrong

Sweet Luv: *Tries to look away while blushing*

Cleo: *sigh*

Leo: *looks away* Who's that?
Andy: no idea

I just woke up and now I'm horny thanks to you ;-;

F

also- how does this even make you horny? there's literally nothing a p p e a l i n g about this

why did you zoom in on her tits- XD

Reasons you mere mortals wouldn't understand

Are your dms still not working?

nu im in discord tho

Mk

its because they are high definition

b r u h
t h a t a i n s h i t

D i d I A s k?

w e a k l i n g

S o W h a t?

Did I say there was a problem with you being a weakling?
no
I just said you're one cause you are one

Got a problem with that?

Could you just stop? I just woke up and I don't want some random person on the internet to ruin my day. Now shut the f**k up. I don't care about you thinking that I'm a "weakling".

I mean, am I really ruining the day? Or is it because you're choosing not to ignore me?

That's..... True

sorry for all of this stuff lol

Alwayzbread: ...oh...my....globs...
Duo: ok that’s hot.
Charlie: yep.
Astro: uhhh guys

*Cream chuckles*

Alwayzbread: *smol bi panic*
Simon lee: ...what the heck?
The rest: *dead on the floor*

me talking to Duo: yep quite hot

Duo: Huh?

(My OC is me)

Duo: Yep

Mixmellow: *this image then stops being that* Cream, what are you doing?!

Bloo: DOIN’ CRIME.

She smug tho

She is very beautiful.

chris: hell no banki kaosuburaddomun

Peeps: *Blushing mess* I can’t erase this from my brain.

* You felt your sins crawling on your back.

(Or maybe something else on your back)

Cloud: F**king son of a-
Cream: Wot-

404: I t h r i v e

Cream: *covers her chest* Oh hey 404!

creator: *wordlessy drags 404 away*
404: you are the least fun person I've met.
creator: why do i even try

Cream: *she snickers* Yeah.. Very odd to see the smol bean grow up?
Clear: Stop f**king breaking the 4th wall. -_-

s m o l b e a n n ' t

creator: imagine having innocence.
404: you had innocence?

Cream: I used to have it.
Clear: Until insanity came in and f**ked it all up -_-
Cream: It's called maturity, dipshit..
Clear:As if I give a f**k-

Creator: yes you need to mature. where's retro?
404: Now look who's talking.
Creator: *screaming internally*

*Retro pops in* CREATOR- *she almost instantly hugs him*
Clear: *pulls out simp sauce*

Creator: *dumps the sauce on Clear*
d i e d e g e n e r a t e

*Retro nuzzles him* I missed you-
Clear: *screeching loudly*

creator: heh, I missed ya too, furball. What even does simp sauce do?

Clear: IT MAKES YOU SIMP YOU RETARDED SACK OF BONERS-

Creator: Look who's talking. Besides, I just wanted confirmation before I- *shoves it into Clear's mouth*- do that.

Clear: *spits it out* this is why i f**king hate him-
Swift: Calm down.
Clear: I WILL NOT!
Retro Clear: *still nuzzling creator*

Creator: darn, I was hoping you'd swallow it. *pats retro affectionately*

Clear: And Simp for someone besides cuber? Nah.
Retro: -w-

Creator: you better have someone taste test your food from now on cuz ya never know. *pulls a chair out of (somewhere) and sits down*

Clear: F**k that. *She folds her arms*
Retro: Oh boy..

Creator: ...or maybe I'll just fill your shower with simp sauce. Not effective, but amusing.

Clear: If you do, I'll kill you on the spot.
Retro: *She gives Clear a deathglare*

Creator: *smug* I'd like to see ya try

Clear: Wipe that smug grin off your face, Or i'll do it myself.

Creator: *grinning intensifies* finally, you're doing your own dirty work.

*Clear rolls up her sleeves* That's it. Im gonna f**k him.
*Retro Clear stands up, and grabs Clear* If you as so much lay a F**KING SHITTY MOTHER F**KING FINGER ON HIS F**KING SKULL I WILL SEND TO THE F**KING VIOD AND WATCH THEM TEAR YOU TO BLOODY PEICES AND LET THEM USE YOUR F**KING CORPSE AS A BLANKET, YOU F**KING SON OF BITCH S**T ASS W**RE. *she sets her down*

V I O D

Creator: chill out retro. I (think) she can't hurt me.

*void- XD

*Retro's fur goes back to it's normal blue and white instead of red and white* Sorry... Im just so... TIRED, of her crap.

Creator: *pats retro's head* then why don't you just, like, not be around her?

Retro: But she is me-

Creator: but you're two separate entities, doofus.

Clear and Retro: Uhhhh, No we arent-

Creator: so somehow you two are tied together metaphysically.

Retro: Clear No... Im just.. Im Clear but.. In the future...
Clear: Yeah f**ktard.

Creator: *eyelights disappear and an amalgamated form of him flickers* say that again and I will send you to axetale.

*Clear is unphased*
*Retro Clear however was terrifyed*

Creator: *grins* buh-bye *snaps and a portal appears, swallowing Clear into a place which looks like hotland, but bloodstains are everywhere and madjick seems to be eating itself.* (canon axetale madjick actually does that)

Clear: Eh, I've been in worse.
Retro: Creator be careful-

Creator: You're basically a moving pile of edible meat, and these monsters are hella cannibalistic. *the portal widens and clear drops in*

Clear: Guess it's time to get down and dirty-

Creator: two things. one, there's still like, a trillion of them down there. also, ironic you should mention dirty on this *breaks 4th wall* stream.

Kyle: What the fu-
Zakaro: I wanna watch this shit

Clear: *lenny face* Maybe You and Retro Can-
Retro: *PUshes her in the portal* Cloud said she's not lewding me anymore, s**t. -c-

Kyle: I can lewd you/

Creator: n o. also, adios *closes portal*

Retro: Thank god she's gone..

creator: *snickers* let's pray that the next time we see her, she isn't a sack of bones like me.

Retro: If we even see her at all-

Creator: I would very much prefer that.

Retro: ... *whimper* ;-;

Creator: ... fine. and can we not talk on this stream *eyes the picture and his smile falters*

Kyle: u good?

Retro: Then where?

Creator: anywhere, just not this lewd place.

*She opens a portal* We can talk to my friend mino! :3 https://imgflip.com/i/54m601

Oh hi paint. Remember me?

a h y e s, italian sans.
yeah i definitely remember ya.

That's my oc and not me, but ok

ik. it's just that 80% of the time that's where i find you

Wdym-

80% of the time you're rping

But that Boi.
I'm Italian_Boi.
You guys are the ones who decided to call me Boi

I don't wanna have to type so much so its fair

Then just call me Ita_Boi

B o i

B u t T h a t ' s M y O c' s N a m e

y e s

I t J u s t C a u s e s C o n f u s i o n

I L o v e C o n f u s i o n

F i n a l C h ao s