i always get nervous when i do these things lol

(here's how I look)

(I have a red beanie, brown hair, white t shirt, blue jeans, black high tops, I have a bloody bandana wrapped around my leg, black backpack, black tactical gloves, a white pandemic mask, and I have blood and ash all over me)

(For reference: Darkshot's suit is dark purple with light green accents. It's almost skintight and has a few thin armor plates on the shoulders, elbows, and knees. The suit's eyes are a bit oversized.)

Darkshot: "What the..."

*Darkshot pulls out a bow, nocks an arrow, and aims it at you.*

Darkshot: "Identify yourself."

*grinning my teeth in pain while my eyes are closed*

ow......

*i move my arm and some rubble falls off me*

w-whos talking to me?

Darkshot: "I am Darkshot. Now, identify yourself before I shoot you."

*i rub my head as i take my arm out of more rubble*

My names Danny...

Darkshot: "I'm gonna need more than that, pal."

*Darkshot isn't even looking at you and still has the bow aimed directly at your head.*

Im...a poral hopper...I jump dimensions to try to stop an evil Demon...from doing...things

Darkshot: "..."

*Darkshot puts the bow away.*

Darkshot: "Alright. I won't kill you. But I don't trust you."

Well, whoever privately told you that is an idiot.
I am not Timber.
This is not an alt.
This is me, Ashley Belladonna.

...The effect someone's speech has on another is determined solely by the person being affected.

Richard?
Ah yes, the anarchist.

so i gotta get out of here......

???: "You are not leaving until the boss or the CEO says you can leave."

*i roll my eyes* fine...

???: "Thank you."

in head: I will escape soon....I will..

*Someone turns towards you. Their suit is black-and-red and somewhat resembles a vulture.*

???: "No, no you won't."

*i look at him*

can you like...not?

Carrion: "I can. But I won't."

wait....am i back in the- *i stand up covered in rubble and i peek out*

yep....im back

*A police officer walks by and notices the two of you. He pulls out a gun.*

Cop: "On the ground! N-"

*Darkshot pulls her bow out, nocks an arrow, and shoots the cop in chest in about 3 seconds.*

*The cop collapses.*

maybe...i should get out of here...before it gets worse...*i get up and walk out*

*Darkshot follows you, shooting every cop and shooting the phone of anyone that tries to call 911 with accuracy that shouldn't be possible.*

Darkshot: "No way am I letting a liability like you go off alone."

I've been here before.

just....haven't been here in forever..

Darkshot: "That doesn't make you any less of a liability."

well i mean it will be good to have a bodyguard for a while...

Darkshot: "I am NOT your bodyguard, kiddo."

well your protecting me so...what should i call you?

Darkshot: "I'm not protecting you, I'm keeping people from realizing you exist."

oh...well..should i go somewhere?..

Darkshot: "..."

*Darkshot grabs your wrist and drags you into a skyscraper.*

*The lobby music is some sort of electro swing/disco fusion.*

Darkshot: "You are not to leave this building under any circumstances. Are we clear? If you need something you ask the receptionist."

*eyes widen*

uhm....alright then

*i look around*

*You appear to be in the lobby of some kind of tech company.*

*People keep going through the lobby with carts full of glowing and beeping stuff. Multiple people that look like supervillains show up sometimes to shout at workers.*

*The speakers suddenly stop playing noise.*

*You hear a very loud voice echo through the entire first floor.*

???: "WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE SPEAKERS? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY MUSIC? IS THAT IT? WELL THEN YOU'RE FIRED! GET OUT!!!"

*Darkshot facepalms.*

Darkshot: "Ugh... Ethan really needs to take anger management classes."

i take it hes not a good guy?...

Darkshot: "Ethan is a really great guy. He's just got anger issues and he REALLY hates when people criticize his music."

i can tell....

*An employee runs out of the building, being chased by a young man holding a sword.*

*The sword is crackling with electricity.*

Darkshot: "Ethan! Put the sword down!"

*Ethan stops moving.*

Ethan: "Yes, dear."

*Ethan sighs and sheathes the sword.*

*i back up and walk away*

(staying in the building tho)

Ethan: "Who is this?"

Darkshot: "A portal hopper I f-"

*As soon as the words 'portal hopper' are uttered, a very strange man in an entirely black and purple suit appears out of nowhere.*

Darkshot: "Master Voidspace?"

Voidspace: "You. Portal hopper. You're coming with me."

*i chuckle* yeah uhm...no...sorry

*i back up*

Voidspace: "That was not an offer, that was an order."

*Voidspace opens a portal under you. You fall into it and end up in what you assume is his office.*

*Voidspace appears at his desk.*

Voidspace: "Now. I want to know exactly who you are, where you came from, and why you're here."

*mumbles*
cant catch a break cant I?...

*talks normally*

thats uhm...classified

Voidspace: "I don't bloody care if it's classified. As the portal overseer for the Valour sector of this dimension, which you are currently in, I have the right to know."

im not telling you bro...for...reasons

Voidspace: "I don't give a damn what your reasons are. Either you tell me or I send you right back where you came from."

well if you do....then this whole dimension gets destroyed by a HUGE demon called a

"demon ender" and bills army

Voidspace: "I have dealt with far worse than dimension-destroying demons, Danny. Whatever this 'Demon Ender' is, the Syndicate can handle it."

fine....Im a portal hopper...i go into different dimensions and I stop and evil demon named "Bill cipher" from taking over every dimension and making them worship and serve him, and basically prevent the people in that dimension to live in hell..

Voidspace: "I have seen far worse than hell, boy..."

*Voidspace spaces out for a moment, then regains focus.*

Voidspace: "Anyhow, this 'Bill Cipher' stands no chance. We have fought beings that can level the very planes of existence and won. This is nothing."

well....thats the thing....he is VERY powerful...

Voidspace: "As are we. Take, for example, the Frostmongers. They both wield the full power of a god."

*i go silent*

oh...

Voidspace: "As you can tell, your assistance will not be necessary, mister Danny. Simply tell us how to kill or banish this thing and then you can be on your way."

thats the problem....*I chuckle*

i dont know how.....all i know is that i have to defend the dimensions i go into...

Voidspace: "You don't know how to stop the thing you dedicate your life to protecting dimensions from?"

no?.....

*Voidspace stares at you like you're a complete failure.*

*Voidspace sighs and presses the intercom button.*

Voidspace: "Lunara, send The Minotaur to my office at once."

the...WHAT!?

*A literal Minotaur walks into the office.*

The Minotaur: "...you asked for me?"

Voidspace: "Yes, we have a bit of an issue. According to this man a powerful demon known as 'Bill Cipher' is here to destroy our dimension, and of course he has no idea how to get rid of it."

*The Minotaur nods.*

The Minotaur: "I have heard of this being."

*my eyes widen and I back up*

*The Minotaur stares at you.*

The Minotaur: "Do not be afraid, young one. I am not the actual Minotaur of Greek mythology."

*The Minotaur closes his eyes for a moment and turns into a normal human.*

*i let out a sigh of relief*

ok....

The Minotaur: "Now, tell me everything you know about this demon, and I will compare it with what little data I have collected on it."

i don't know what more he can do...but i do know that he can open the gates to hell and let demons out...and he can..well destroy everything in seconds and opens black holes?

*The Minotaur writes something down.*

The Minotaur: "Well that's not much to go on, but it will have to do. I'll be in the Spacial-Temporal lab if anyone needs me."

*The Minotaur walks off.*

alright....

*i look back at you*

are we done here?

Voidspace: "Yes, now get out of my office. But know that you are not allowed to leave this building until this issue is resolved."

and if i do?....

Voidspace: "The Minotaur will find you and break your skull open. Simple as that."

oh.....ok

*i walk out and walk downstairs*

*The lobby music has resumed. There's some kind of arm-wrestling contest going on and people seem very invested in it. They appear to be placing bets.*

*i look at the doors and try to stealthily escape*

*Someone appears out of thin air in front of you and throws you halfway across the room.*

???: "No. Leaving."

WOAH- *i slam onto the table then I hit the front desk*

(i interrupted the arm wrestling contest)

*Someone shoves you out of the way.*

*After a little bit of arguing and betting, the arm wrestling contest continues.*

*The person that threw you across the room is now standing in front of you again.*

???: "Why on earth did you think we would just let you walk out of here?"

i dont know...but heres the question...why not?...i need to do things here...

???: "We can't risk you being out there. There are people in this world that track down and hunt portal hoppers, and we can't risk them finding you. You're safe as long as you're here."

well...i have very powerful and evil people trying to find me as well so i gotta get out of here right now..

???: "Nobody is going to find you if you're in this building. To any and all forms of tracking, magical or technological, this building and everyone inside it do not exist."

*i facepalm*

*mumbles to self*

wait..i have an idea!

Carrion: "Whatever it is it's not going to work, pal."

will you shut up *i walk away into the bathrooms*