AFTER WATCHING JOE BIDEN STUMBLE THROUGH HIS FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE, ANYBODY WITH A BRAIN STEM CAN RECOGNIZE WHY SLEEPY JOE WON’T BE ALLOWED TO ACCEPT VLADIMIR PUTIN’S CHALLENGE TO A LIVE DEBATE. EVEN WITH PRE-SELECTED SOFTBALL QUESTIONS AND A NUMBERED PICTURE BOOK CHEATSHEET, GRANDPA-IN-CHIEF’S PERFORMANCE WAS AN UNMITIGATED TRAIN WRECK.