Sesame street cause the have Ernie. I don't wanna say how many puppets he's killed. But it's a lot!

Ernie hasn't committed any hate crimes, however, because he loved doing them.

That's right 🙃
But he has like 12 bodies in his basement. He's maybe TOO good a murder.... he'll handle the muppets...

if hes a good murder why does everyone know he's a murder hmm Surlykong = Ernie

I only have a few muppet bodies hidden in the crawlspace. I've said too much...

*Ya officer he's right here*
YA you're def gonna go to the pen

10 minutes later...

damn i dont have any more jokes to add to this😔

nah animal would rip his head off before he could even draw his weapon

Animal looks like a real beast. You might be right...

the Muppets would whoop sesame street's ass

i have to disagree

animal himself could kill elmo, big bird, and Oscar in less than 5 minutes

no man cookie monster is sesames streets ace in the hole

And Miss Piggy is crazy lol

i never thought I would ever hear that sentence in my life

idk who would win cuz
elmo is a drug lord with good knife skills
bert and ernie are skilled in committing hate crimes
grover has super powers
oscar is elmo's number one drug smuggler
cookie monster can bite someone in half easily
but on the other hand
kermit is a skilled sharpshooter and has a stockpile of bombs and guns for the rest of the muppets to use
so idk who would win
the muppets terrorists group or sesame streets drug cartel

agree but one mistake the cookiemonster is also skilled in a battle axe so if he needs to use medium range he can so sesame street will win

thats true

i mean Animal is very skilled at the long bow so he can camp out. Its a hard choice I think they are both neck and neck

Sesame street, because:

-Big Bird could toss them to Pluto
-Cookie Monster could pummel them and tear out their fle- er, fuzz.

And if Cookie Monster doesn't get cookies he will become a madman

thats what i said

lol

Muppets are the original Sesame Street, therefore this question is non existent

Dude. The muppets have got Animal. All hope is lost.
Also Gonzo, that dude is insane.

they have cookie monster , and when cookie monster dont have cookies , he will go on a murdering spree

Yeah but Kermit is super nice and he likely will always bring cookies

this is a gang war not a potluck

I have very diffrent views on these lol