An Ex, once vacuumed a brown recluse like big hairy spider with my vacuum cleaner.
We had two cats Lilly and Gismo.
After she Vacuumed the Spider, i asked: What makes you sure the spider will not crawl back out of the vacuum cleaner?
She: The spider never survived that.
I thought: "you like surprises eh?" and kept quiet. ( Hold my Beer and watch this shit!)
While Gismo, the black cat, calmly watched how the Spider came out of the vacuum cleaners tube again making her way diredtion underneath the couch., my Ex freaked out.
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