please don’t upvote and leave

Can someone give me unsee juice

2007

Upvotes and leaves*

*cums everywhere in anger*

Woah woah woah

uhh

hi

I was stalking you :)

please don’t cum on me

Nah I won't

good

Now
*grabs a bucket and a mop* time to clean sperm

oh

i don’t think that’s sperm since it’s girl cum

Semen

no

anyways

what do we do with this cum

Clean it
*mops*

i wanna be a maid

*Hands you a bucket and mop* there

*epically puts on maid outfit and cleans*

E p I c

V e r y

Wtf 🙂

maybe don’t do that and i won’t do that

*slowly walks away, scared for my life

*is pissed off*

excuse me? *starts cleaning up*

i will pick you up

if you say so

i picked you up welcome to your home

*freezes*
why do you have a dead body here master?

my mother

that’s her grave

i guess ill make do with this...
so what do you plan on doing master?

f**k you

*licks your pussy*

that’s how i know

*growls quietly* dont test me

*rapes you*

Holy f**k.
Just what the f**k

shut up corpse of a dead child i’m doing my own thing

*accepts my fate*

hmm

*gets in the basement bed and falls asleep*

hmm

y-yes master?

*twitches bc of a nightmare*

WTF

it’s science kiddo

IM A F**KING GUY YOU IDIOT-

why do you have a pussy

I dont you imbecile

oh

wait a second

yes?

oh

hold on

*sucks your dick*

definitely your cum

*coughs and puts my underwear back on*

ill pass...

you have no choice

fine

okay

wanna play mario kart

sure, its way better than getting f**ked

okay cookie daddy

*resists the urge to slap you*

i cleaned it up

slap me again cookie daddy but this time on my ass

if you cleaned it up ig you deserve it-
*slaps gently*

hehe

*backs into a wall*
if you get any closer ill attack

yes attack me

i have to go wash my hand now

you got cum over it?

no, i just slapped your ass...

*snores quietly*

*lays next to you*

*wakes up* wha-

do i look like i’m joking?

no

you’re my slave

got it?

y-yes master

okay

there’s a wii in the basement btw

aw hell yeah

you can play with that when i’m not playing with you

so how am i gonna get there? im tied up

okay!

you want to do that, don’t you?

*speechless*

how do i say this nicely.....
H E L L N O

okay

great
*shoots myself*

*f**ks your corpse*

*revives myself*
WHAT THE FU-

what?

what are you doing to me?

*points to a cage in a corner*
whos that?

*laughs nervously*
do i have to live here?

yeah

she’ll be here until the ground is able to be dug dig done

just f**king you, the usual

ill make you a deal-
if you can give me 20 cookies ill tie myself up and let you do whatever you want
you cant resist this

okay *hands you 21 cookies*

for as long as i want

make it 25 and its a deal

*hands you 4 more*

*eats one*
ok- tie me up

yes

*ties you up*

um-

no *hides in a corner*

*instant regret*

yeah ik

forget it *unscrews my hand and throws it out the window*

*immediately grabs it and starts fingering myself*

*slowly backs away*

i need the other one

*unscrews the other one* its ruined anyway

you technically fingered me now

*shudders at the thought*

that was you

*licks it up*

tastes like yours

yeah but i saw you do it

yeah well it tastes like yours

how tf would you know what i taste like?

do you really want to know?

yes, yes i do

anyways

why did you cum everywhere

you did it you *mumbles every swear i know*

why did you call me your bitch

*slaps*
shut up and clean

i’m your maid? okay then

*sighs* CLEAN IT UP F**KER

okay big boy

if you want to call me something call me lord cookie

that’s a dead body

*drops a rock on your crotch*

*unfazed*

hmm

anyways

*sucks on your cock*

O//////////////O

okay

now

you have to live in my basement

*panics* um- what?

you’re my slave now

*laughs nervously*
haha, your joking right?

oh i’ll f**k you alright

tf? you faping?

i’m not faping...

I’M VAPING

Wtf

YOU’RE NEXT SUSAN