Like dare me to touch her somewhere or call her something and I'll tell you how she reacts

say "i like cheese babay......im f**king some cheese"

*wheezes*

ok if i post that on r/cursedcomments?

yos

aight, i just wanted to make sure it was ok w/u :)

done?

no im at skool ;-;

bet!
I'll tell her while she's in the shower to creep her out

LOL tell me what she said

She dropped her shampoo and squealed like "MAV- WHAT THE F**K IM IN THE SHOWER GO F**K YOUR CHEESE IN A DIFFERENT ROOM!!"

wait and then yeet sum cheese at her and say "I F**KED THAT"

I might, I don't like messing with her while she's in the shower too much though. but I might do that when she leaves

ok tell me her reactson

okay, I will

so uhhh what happend?

oh- wait sorry I didn't do that bit... sorry

did yaa do it

dew it now

oh boi

*w h e e z e*

XD

jump off a counter and say im gay while doing the ok sign on one hand then run around your house for a minute then do the nae nae in front of her

if you do it i will too

i dare you to say "homosexual is super gay ngl"

she said "Ikr, Gay homophobics that are homosecual are reall gay ngl"

lmao

alright, she's in the shower rn so I'll tell you what she says when she's out

i dare you to tell her your gay

She said "Im happy around you too"

LMFAOOOOOOO- THATS SO BADASS XDDDDDD

alright, I'll tell you what she says when she's out of the shower

i dare you to say "There are 60 seconds in a minute in africa"

done, I'll tell you when she's out of the shower

ok XD, actually it says "every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa" so say that one, plus it sounds better

alright I will

i cant wait to hear the reaction

sadly she takes long showers
so you'll have to wait a while

ok, tell me what she says after

she said "yeah, and Every 60 seconds you say that I get more pissed"

LMFAO

“I love.......................foo-you”

alright I'll do it.
I'll let you know when she's out of the shower and I tell her

Ok

I love foo- you too

Who said that?

my gf, to me

Nice

OOOH OHHHH
say,"My sis wants to send you a dic pic. want it?"

Um... no