Lailani: I don't know what it means since I'm new here, but I have few rooms available with a Balcony or with 2-3 windows. It also has different kinds of themes.
Me: Hi sis! trying your best?
Lailani: Yes, Big brother!
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I need to know so I can jump out the window.
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Lailani: Uuuuh! You should not be doing that!
Me: Wait! That's Illegal! Don't commit suicide bro!
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Lailani: Sadly, All windows of the hotel are highly secured to prevent attempting suicides. If you feel like doing it, my brother will help you. He's also a medical worker even he's a security.
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okay, byyyye! *jumps out window*
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Who you think you are?? Deadpool?
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No, I´m a muffin, I have a very small physicall mass, so I won´t be affected by it.
Lailani: Don't worry I'll massage it for you. And Big brother I think you need some too
Maybe, your big bro is feeling old!
Lailani: I'll take both pf you as well