Why the sword? He's the hulk.

Imagine a different sword.
I actually can.

Dude the things he could have done with a normal weight sword.
He could have swung that sucker so many times harder than anyone else.

Lol
Hahaha dude
⚔️ 🔪

I refuse to accept any unwholesome jokes about Mr. Strife.

I'm actually a she in case you don't know that, but I like being called dude as a slang. That's fine.
You like Final Fantasy?

Yeah, I call everyone dude. Dudette just doesn't cut it.
I'm pretty new to it but already a fanboy-in-training.

*high fives you dude*
kewl