BUT I WATCH HER AS SHE WALKS BY, SHE'S SUCH A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES, BRIGHTER THAN THE BLUE SKY, SHE'S GOT EVERYONE MESMERIZED, SO I DIE...WHO WOULD EVER LOVE ME? I'M JUST SO F*CKING UGLY...DON'T LOOK GOOD IN THAT SWEATER, I GUESS IF MY FACE LOOKED BETTER...IT'D BE SO MUCH BETTER...IF I LOOKED LIKE HEATHER~; A HEATHER PARODY I MADE ^