*sigh* just wanted to play football

Wot is that

F o o t

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MY 1-heccing-80lb BROTHER FELL ON MY FOOT

How old is he

18 in a few months

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I threw a football at my cousin with too much kinetic energy and he fell over. Then he jammed it in my stomach.

He was disappointed that it didn't beak my rib cage.

OOOF

I’m just tiny and vitamin D deficient :p

I just happen to know how to throw a football.

Yeah, that's about it.

F in le chat

Dont ya love when your teeth go RIGHT through your lip and chin?

TNF TREND: POST INJURIES :D

Well so far all my injuries are internal, but the blood's supposed to be on the inside anyways so it's fine.

That’s what I say :D
I walk my giant dogs with the leash around my waist and it turns my insides to ground beef-
But that’s where the bloods supposed to be anyway

why do you do that

Cuz they’re really big (120lbs) and I can’t control them if the leash is just on my wrist

Wrap the leash around your arm, then. You need a torso to live, and you can lose one of your arms without dying.

I’ve tried, they pull too hard for my arm.

Oh

And this way, if they bolt I go with them and won’t lose em

Here's two scars. One's visible the other barely is. This is on my kneecap