why me

Awwwww

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's alright. I like twins.
You could always keep the better-looking one and sell the other one for organs in the black market.

i don’t want organs anymore

i just want nintendo dsi

Let's abort the baby.

NO I NEED TO TEACH MY CHILDREN ABOUT NINTENDO DSI

Then let them come.
Have you bought the Nintendo?

yes

Y a s .
Are they both male humans?

no only one the other is a gorl

Great.
Are the children here yet? Why are they taking so much time?

oh okay they just came out

idk

The f**k, I'm sorry I f**ked your ass but how

i don’t know

it’s probably not you because i’ve f**ked a billion people in the last month

Damn,

HOWTHEF**K DO YOU FIGURE THIS OUTSO FAST IM STEALING YOU BABIES

STOP

i’m speedrunning pregnancy

https://i.imgflip.com/527h3j.gif

im the dad

are you

yes

Where's the proof

wanna see my dm's?

Sure

ok bet

lol

why’d you delete your images-
was I right?

oh-
I asked if you were Camel-
then you deleted your images-

oh okay

lol ok
who are you tho?

.-. no I didn’t even see your comment