Kids who played mario kart all grown up:

Mario Kart was one of my favourite games growing up
(totally won at every single game and didn't swear at freaking WENDY... stupid Wendy)

you totally did not win every game and swore at wendy lol

Well, Wendy always threw her stupid shells at me- XDDD

oof bowser did that in mario kart 7 (i had it before 2ds XL broke)

Yeah, but I do feel that Mario Kart has certain Coms that directly target the person playing LOL
But yeah, I used to really hate Bowser lmao

cause he is bad guy?

Nah, because always hit me in Mario Kart
And because whenever I used him, no cart would go as fast because HE'S SO BIG XDDD

Bowser as cpu: I am speed. Bowser as player: 3mph take it or leave it.

XDD
True

ye lol