ECONOMICS 101; FOLLOW ME ON THIS LOGIC: IF TOILET PAPER COMPANIES WERE A MONOPOLY, CAUSING THE PRICES TO BE SO HIGH, THAT POOR PEOPLE COULDN'T AFFORD IT. THE SOLUTION WOULD BE COMPETITION SO PRICES DROP LOW ENOUGH SO THAT POOR PEOPLE COULD AFFORD IT. BUT INSTEAD OF ALLOWING COMPETITION, THE GOVERNMENT SAYS WE WILL PAY FOR YOUR TOILET PAPER, KNOWN AS A SOCIAL HANDOUT, NOW YOU HAVE TO DEPEND ON GOVERNMENT TO WIPE YOUR ASS.
