inosukeeeee

i'd rather cuddle a dead person

haha same

yee *high five*

i-

Nah m8 im good
*laughs in straight*

cuddles are for everyone

But i a m a s t r a i g h t c h i l d

I also don't like being hugged or being grabbed in an embracing way so yeah .-.

sorry cuddles are saved for someone else

You are male, are you not?

yeswhy?

Only women can give real cuddles, and me

That's sexism at it's finest

No, it is facts

Nah that's sexism.

Fine then, I am a sexist scientist

And pandas, yes.

that is why, because I panda

So both male and female pandas are eligible to cuddle?

correct

Humans should qualify for that too 😌

They do, mostly women, but also delicate men, like myself

why the hell are you priding yourself O_o

?

No one understand ME

Good, being delicate is a good trait

Stereotyping is cooln't.
Girls can be bad at this shit too, look at Narwhal for example. She's a badass mf who'd look like she's intimidating you when she cuddles.

And look at us, bOis... there's no need to talk further about our perpetual virtue.

girls aint wanna give you any cuddles aft you say shit like that.

*cringes* damn bro... don't be sexist :/

n o p e

*raises hand*

*cuddles* -w-

*happiness noise*

No sir not me