Boi: I think I drank too much wine *hic* please don't tell Poff-

Lux: you can’t stop me- *hic* ahaAhAhHahHahHa-

Boi: I'll give you *hic* some wine if you don't

Lux: *hic* fine by me-

Green: “what are yall doing-“

Cobalt: shit.

Boi: *gives wine to lux*

*he chugs it down.*

Boi: are you sure sparky *hic* is not going to kill me for giving you vine or something

Lux: I’m don’t even know if he’s here or not-

Cobalt: you literally stole his hoodie while he was sleeping.

Boi: did he *hic* ever got drunk?

Crani: yeah- in Christmas- Lux had to take him to bed.. I do not want to know what he did next.

Boi: Oh, I can *hic* imagine what happened next *Lenny face*

Green: *Knocks down le door* “ARE YA WINNING SO- ...”

Boi: who the f**k are you-

Green: “... A Winged Pipnik-“

Crani: I know, but THIS is.

*she puts Mayo and Ketchup on it.*

Boi:... You monster-

Crani: honhonhonhonhon-

Boi: *loads gun with religious intent*

Crani: *throws the slice at him*

Boi: *dodges the slice* say that you're sorry for what you've done. N O W

Crani: well jeez, SoRrRy-

Boi: *points the gun at her* now destroy that abomination

Crani: ok- *nom*

Crani: *insert a random Tom scream here*

Boi: the *hic* f**k-

Crani: *demonic screaming* I HAVE A MENTAL IMAGE IN MY DAMN HEAD.

Boi: that's called *hic* thinking. Everyone does it

Crani: AAAAAAAAAAAA-

Boi: it's funny *hic* how dumb you are

Crani: shut it- I know your weakness-

Boi: I dunno what you're talking about . - .

Crani: *spots a plate with a slice of pizza* AHA-

Boi: racist. Just because I'm Italian it doesn't mean that pizza is my weakness

I cAn ShoW yOu tHe WoRlD

*Swift points to the person next to Lux* Who's that?

Boi: *drunk italian noises* I dunno-

Swift: Your drunk too..

Boi: that's *hic* not true. You can't *hic* prove it

Bloo: the constant hiccuping.

Boi: no one *hic* asked you anything

*Swift pokes him*

Boi: don't touch me- *hic*

*Swift pokes him again*

Boi: stop bish-

Cobalt: uh.. greetings?

Swift: Hey there.

Turk: at least I ain’t the only sane person...

Cobalt: I’m feeling hesitant-

Noa; eyy give me somma dat shit

Cobalt: /-\

Noa: *hic* I need moooore

Colbalt: same.

Noa: *downs another mug*

*Bloo passes him some beer.*

Noa: *chugs it down*

Cobalt: ...

Noa: hoy mate why you so silent ey?

Cobalt: no no- it’s nothing-

Noa: why don’t you have a drink? Calm ya nerves

Cobalt: why would I?

Noa: it’s fun!

Cobalt: ...

Noa: *drains another glass*

Cobalt: I guess it wouldn’t do harm..

Noa: that’s the spirit lad!

*he grabs a glass and drinks some of it.*

Noa: so?

Cobalt: it tastes ok?

Noa: really? Just okay?

Cobalt: maybe if I have a little more..

*he drinks the entire glass.*

Noa: eeeeeyyyy

Cobalt: this shit is good-

Noa; yeah man!