Don't start trouble at least not yet

That reminds me...how do you say your name?

Like IAN

Well....I'm a dumb dumb

Nah, his name’s different than the rest of the Eoins on earth

I got angry
SOMEONE I KNEW MY WHOLE LIFE SPELLED MY NAME WITH AN S

it's pronounce oin

It’s traditionally pronounced Owen, his parents made it Ian

I thought it was E-wahn?

Nah, I’ve heard him say his name, it’s pronounced Ian.

Lol
He does a decent Jolene and country roads, just needs to drink some small dull four pronged swording water lol

My throat has been dry as since 5th grade

Y t h o
Drink water, take some coff drops

Asf*

country rooooads

Taaaaaake me hoooome

I uh-
Actually haven’t sang that song since I fell off stage lol. Worth it, though

Drunk?

PvZ is still the best game ever...
How was your day?

good

Yay

daylight savings, wake up in morning, bye

Why do you always assume I’m either drunk or high?
Nope, craning to catch a glimpse of my best friend applauding my shenanigans

When have I ever assumed that? Is this a common occurrence for people to assume that?

OOOL

Contrary to popular belief, I have very strong aversions to drinking, smoking and drug use.

good

I remember this one time I said something dumb and you said “are you high?” I said no and you said “That’s what a high person would say”

oh ok

Well that’s another epically long rant, but yeah, I hate smokers and smoking literally more than anything.

You wish you spent your days listening to a dry throated 12 year old singing country songs with a guitar in his basement.

totally (sly face)

What lol

Unrelated I’m a little too proud of this-

nice....ig

Gnight m8

Penny for your thoughts or a dollar for your insides

Or a fortune for your disaster. I’m just a painter and I’m drawing a blank

We only want to sing you to sleep in your bedroom speakers, whoa

To be fair, Eoin is TRADITIONALLY pronounced “Owen”

Tru tru

We need umbrellas on the inside, get me just right

They say quitters never win but we walk the plank on a sinking ship

I still get Elsie and Elicia a lot (bruh)

L o l o l o l
No

ALSO HOW DO YOU GET ELSIE

ELISE IS VERY DISTINCT FROM ELSIE

I have no dull, four pronged swording idea

Ight

Or one time
In 4th grade
I was a quiet kid with a loud sub
She asked my name
And heard it
As ELFIES ; - ;

BRUHHHH

LIKE BRUH, OKAY THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD

ELF-IES

Still not a word