Eri and Baby deku in unison: * holding a knife at commanders throat* tell us now
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2 ups, 4y,
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(refer to my guy as his hero name Emulator)
Emulator: uhh.... well.... Mina can only produce Milk when she's pregnant, and at your age Mr. Deku, Bakubro, Kiripima, Shoto, Shinso, Mr. Awaiza, and everyone else in class 1-a will brutally murder me if I tell you where babies come from. AND THE ANSWER IS NO!! *flies away*
Emulator: *gets so angry steam comes out of his ears* What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitches? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you two the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You guys think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**kers. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lives. You're f**king dead, kids. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shits. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongues. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you go***mn idiots. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f**king dead, kiddos. *realizes what he said* OH SHI *gets killed by Bakugo*
Eri and baby deku: *Saying at the same time* ILL BREAK YOUR F**KING KNEECAPS VILLAINS
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My MHA oc: *activates quirk which lets him copy other quirks, and uses Shigaraki's Quirk, Deku's Quirk, Kirishima's Quirk, Denki's Quirk, Bakugou's Quirk, and Shoto's quirk while doing the red eye flash* WHO HAS MADE DE CHILD SAD!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
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