haha

Lmao

i officially declare war against illinois

W o a h
You and what army

these people

Would you like candy?

sure?

*grabs popcorn*
Do it again.

*plays with myself*

It's going to knock you out, are you ok with it?
You've been kidnapped, I'm about to sell you.
But it's alright. Dont worry, they'll be nice to you.

uh, okay

What is it?

evil jeffery man who’s more like jeffery dahmer

I like this.

epic

Oh no, child. You can always convert it to Australian.

yay

Is it Jeffrey Dahmer?

no i think it’s jeffery stone

*kills you*

what the frick? i thought you were going to knock me out? *walks out*

Damn... I'm sorry for killing you, I gave you more candy than necessary.
You can go... I guess I'll be lonely for the rest of my life...

okay, bye

Thank you.
*pays you $500*

this is usd so it’s totally worthless in australia

Farewell, child.
*cries in a corner*

*plays with myself*

H o i . Why would you do that. . .

i was looking for templates that relate to wisconsin and i found that and now i’m scared

Wtf 😂

*licks the cum on my fingers*

I will protect you. I need you to get in my white van.

okay

I have no words, Pringle.
S t o p .

*looks at you* Wot?

What are you doing. . . What is this. . .

uhhh

nothing

I'm scared.

don’t search up wisconsin i am scarred for life

i found something weird