Wholesome pizza

Nooo. Wholesome. My only weakness

hehehehehehe. hahhahahahahhaha. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHAAH. MWHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. *INSERT SPRAY BOTTLE LAUGH*
*WHEEZE*

*Starts to die*

*waddles to him/her/them in baby form* im sowwy are you oki

Keep me away from the wholesome and I'll be fine

but what about me

✨👄✨

If your wholesome, stay away

*cuddling him/her/them* never uwu cuddling time now

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh *withers becuase he hates hugs or cuddles*

*slowly dying because he lives off of love* please im dying

*watches him die as I have no heart*

*flicks out the middle finger*

*starts cuddling and kissing ( on the cheek) ( on the face) him/her/them*

*pushes off* EUGH. I have respectable virginity and asexuality you know. Get off

im still a virgin and bisexual

Please don't unleash your horny/wholesome/soppiness/simp on me

im just wholesome and i will eat you

DONT EAT ME. I AM PROBABLY BITTER

lol

*in scary voice* now give me cuddles *sends off bloodlust*

NO

*starts biting his toes*

Creepy af

taste like cookies

Me *laughing of how this battle started*

TvT