Your future is as bright as that girl's sweater

dang. you’re good

thx

an alternation to that could be:
your future is as bright as an emo girls eye shadow

you did not tho

i would roast you, but burning trash is bad for the environment (now roast me)

that roast is so overused it’s legit branded in my memory.

same i couldnt think of anything

u ready?

yes

ok

haha

XD

Barbecue time. I'll just burn you

o.o

noice

I literally can’t anymore lol

Hmmmm

triangle lookin chin scar lookin blushes bleach lookin eyes pickle lookin ears stick lookin fingers giraffe lookin neck

ooh that’s good

I'm ready to roast I got my dollar store camera ON

bro u tryna be on W O R L D S T A R

SWEAR ON YOUR F###ING YEEZYS. YOU WANNA FIGHT WE GONNA FIGHT

(omg the bread bank)

Lol

Fukase is my favorite

(Lol so many references)

sorry kiddo. What do you want to do, roast me back with a lame insult? If you really want to do that, get ready. I'll roast you more than your one 1000000000th of a braincell can take.

o.o

thats not all I've got. See, you're scared! I bet you are so dumb you do know one thing though, the fact you know nothing. Figure that puzzle out, if you can. I can solve it, but go ahead. Roast me back, noob.

i’m not scared. i just haven’t been online that much

oh ok

Scared? Come on, reply to that roast. Or I'll have to roast you worse then flex tape can fix.

sorry everyone! this user was not phil swift approved so no, he cant roast you and flex tap cant fix it

*she

*they

your like soybread, and the men in your life are like birds, they enjoy you, because they dont know anything about you, but when they find out, they die

o.o

yeah its actually true, soybread is deadly to ducks and they find out its deadly when its about tot kill them

just learned that from getting jumpscared by mr hippa in ucn XD

*sets u on fire and roast u* *then pours water on u to put the fire out*

ik

not even moses can split ur unibrow

bold of you to assume i have a unibrow

fine, if your weight was your iq, you'd be the smartest person on earth

well thanks for the compliment.

"if"