Your future is as bright as that girl's sweater

dang. you’re good

thx

an alternation to that could be:
your future is as bright as an emo girls eye shadow

*sets u on fire and roast u* *then pours water on u to put the fire out*

ik

noice

I literally can’t anymore lol

triangle lookin chin scar lookin blushes bleach lookin eyes pickle lookin ears stick lookin fingers giraffe lookin neck

ooh that’s good

your like soybread, and the men in your life are like birds, they enjoy you, because they dont know anything about you, but when they find out, they die

o.o

yeah its actually true, soybread is deadly to ducks and they find out its deadly when its about tot kill them

just learned that from getting jumpscared by mr hippa in ucn XD

roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in the zoo. Don't worry i'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.😝

that’s too overused

hello

Barbecue time. I'll just burn you

o.o

You have something on your chin

?

You may not be able to see it, but just lift up the extra chin and you might catch a glimpse

bold of you to assume i have a double chin

Yeah I know that was a bad roast

you did not tho

Nah. I don’t waste my time roasting barbie dolls.

sorry kiddo. What do you want to do, roast me back with a lame insult? If you really want to do that, get ready. I'll roast you more than your one 1000000000th of a braincell can take.

o.o

thats not all I've got. See, you're scared! I bet you are so dumb you do know one thing though, the fact you know nothing. Figure that puzzle out, if you can. I can solve it, but go ahead. Roast me back, noob.

i’m not scared. i just haven’t been online that much

oh ok

Scared? Come on, reply to that roast. Or I'll have to roast you worse then flex tape can fix.

sorry everyone! this user was not phil swift approved so no, he cant roast you and flex tap cant fix it

*she

*they

i would roast you, but burning trash is bad for the environment (now roast me)

that roast is so overused it’s legit branded in my memory.

same i couldnt think of anything

i hope that you give birth to a milipede, so you have to spend the rest of your life slaving away to buy shoes for it. You are the equivilent of a paper towel where when you take it off, it doesn't rip off fully. You're a broken toenail. You smell like you haven't showered since the great depression. You're the end part of the toilet paper that you can't actually do anything with, but don't want to throw it away and waste it. You are the little mac of smash ultimate, but in real life. You're that piece of garbage thats stuck at the bottom of the bin when you empty it out, but you don't want to take it out because its disgusting. That is YOU. (DISCLAIMER: dont take any of these seriously its a joke)

i-

lol

I'm ready to roast I got my dollar store camera ON

bro u tryna be on W O R L D S T A R

SWEAR ON YOUR F###ING YEEZYS. YOU WANNA FIGHT WE GONNA FIGHT

(omg the bread bank)

Lol

Fukase is my favorite

(Lol so many references)