c o r v e t t e c o r v e t t e

Ejaculate mustard

why did i laugh to this shit

Because I am a funny 😁 man 👨

the f**k-

That’s the truth 💪😳

Piss myself

I-
don't piss i my room jackwad-

*in

L m a o

dammit im a furry

?

U said humans only

oh-

f**k

Lmao

FURRYS TOO *WHEEEEEEZE*

stab you to death

my sexy ghost who will also be changing go brrrrr

broken ghost knife go brrrrr

kill myself

d a m n s o n

*screaming in im sorry*

*screaming in its okay*

welcom u to suplex city bitch

lmfao

how did i get here

I-

Cover meh eyes and walk out

ok-

Why the -

idk-

Ok

what the f**k Drizz *wheeeeeeeeeze*

It's like telling you what you should wear...

Your gonna dress me up-?

Better than undressing you.

*WHEEEEE* OKAY

wot?

*wheeze* me who’d be awkaward af and be like “Sorry!!” And run away XD

I-
*slowly backs away*
I'm just gonna go-

*grabs your hand* leaving so soon~?

yeahh
gotta walk my goldfish-

*pulls you to me and looks you dead in the eye* your not going anywhere~ *shuts the door*

o--o
ok then-
why do i need to be here?

so you can be mine

c-c

0_0

DIdn't see that coming-

*stares up at you*
mhm...

what do you plan on doing-

dont mind me-

(yes ik i said i was gonna leave, but i have like, 120 seconds left-)

lmao its fine

*cups your face in my hands*
nothin...

If you say so o-o

*still staring*
AEUGH.

Uh-
what-?

*smac* g o a w a y .

I-
what'd I do ;-;

um, being you. thats what you did. *glare*

-.-
So i should stop trying to be a good supportive friend for those i care abt since i almost never get that?
ok-

noooo- a e u g h - not what i meant lmao- *pounces on you* i love the way YOU are but ;-; its- I- idek.

._.
...?

*sips wine and cuddles*
annoyed by me yet?

and I. don't. f**king. know.

uh, no-? why would I be-

._.

.-.

because I'm being kind of a m a n i a c ?

*smac*

More like confusing lmao

Bruh see ur smacking me and then cuddling
Do u want me here or not lmao

;-;

I want you here o b v i o u s l y .

._.
But u said to leave at one point-

that doesn't mean I want you to... *stares at you intensely*

._.
you sound like a tsundere rn-

Well,
I kinda a-

.-.
uk im tempted to say smt but i'll behave-

say it

no-
def not in public-

then say it in dms d u m m y

I'm still not saying it there either-

*steps closer to you*

s a y i t

again, u hae a better chance in dms
not garunteed-

o_O

just say it go***mn it-

.-.

*hug*

Didn't you just smac me to leave-

don't l e a v e .

*crying in AEUGH*

Ok- *stays put*
y u cri? ;-;

I DON'T KNOWWWW- IT'S- ITS Y O U - AEUGH- SCRUB-

.
I'm mildly lost-

*hugs* ;-;

*hug*
Are u ok-

*sits on your lap*
no. and it's because of y o u .

How is it bc of me-
ur the one that's literally forcing me here-