Who told you those words

Soup isn’t soup, it’s soup broth, and oatmeal is plan puke

I CAN F**KING DRINK THE F**KING VEGGIES AND MEATS AND STUFF IN THE SOUP BROTH, ITS A DRINK

WHAT THE FUCC, OATMEAL ISN'T THAT BAD

OK FINE

And I never said oatmeal tasted bad,it’s actually pretty good

XD

You said "plan puke" puke = bad, so I assumed you said it was bad

Lol my bad

tis fine

Ok

Just put some ketchup on the puke
Delicious

Im not gonna question your logic church-

I drink soup
I drink ice cubes
I drink oatmeal

Ketchup is a smoothie

Ah yes, of course-

Tomatoes are a fruit
Was is ketchup made out of? TOMATOES

What are most smoothies made out of? BLENDED FRUIT

KETCHUP = SMOOTHIE

Ketchup is a sauce
Soup is drinkable but not a beverage
Ice cubes in a glass of water is a tall cup of melting corpses drowning in their family, stupid

Soup can be a beverage, it's just that stores and restaurants are cowards

Stew = Ice cubes in a glass of water

Stew is thick soup, ice water is thin soup with chunks so wouldn’t that make half melted SNOW stew?

ITS STILL STEW REGARDLESS

I’m being real bitchy today-

Ketchup can be a drink too

IT CAN BE DRANK BUT ITS NOT A DRINK
YOU CAN SWALLOW PLENTY OF DISHSOAP BEFORE YOU DIE, LIKE ALCHOHOL, IS IT A DRINK?

Yes

HUMANS ARE WEAK SO WE CANT DRINK/EAT THAT STUFF

YOU CAN DRINK MORE DISHSOAP THAN VODKA OR SCOTCH BEFORE DYING

YEA

DISH SOAP ISNT A BEVERAGE
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DRINK SOMETHING WITHOUT DYING DOESNT MEAN ITS A BEVERAGE

THERES A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIQUIDS AND BEVERAGES

EH THEY ARE THE SAME F**KING THING TO ME

OKAY I JUST SEARCHED MY WHOLE F**KING HOUSE
IT APPEARS THAT I MISSED THE MEMO THAT SAID YOU WERE EVERYBODY ON THIS PLANET

No shit Sherlock

Just because you f**kign ghink all liquids are beverages doesn’t mean the rest of society doesz

God you sound like my f**king parents

F**k I’m sorry, Fact of the matter is: it’s not a beverage unless it’s a fully editable fluid. Like how you can eat a block of eoin but it’s not good.

Food*

Everything is edible, some are only edible once

That’s why I said fully edible, meaning it has some form of nutritional or digestive properties

Ugh

F**king forget it, I’ll see you tomorrow.

The fact that I've actually thought of this
But was shut down

Oatmeal is actually a type of warm cereal, like wheat germ or cream of wheat

WELL THEN CEREAL IS A DRINK