Spire announcement (Greenstar.WCOC)

*pins you to a wall*

How are you always ready,.,.,

I just am.

*purrs looking down at you* Well hello there spire~ *Chuckles* Not everyday I bump into you.

Oh no-

OH NO-

Oh yes~*le picks you up*

*heavy breathing*

Oh calm down spire, May not look like it but im the expert at stuff like this. *head pat*

Did you just headpat me?-

I headpatted you, because your going to need it, after what im going to you my dear.

Now log off, masturbate, then come back.

U good?

No-
I'm too horny-

Well shit-

w e l l o k t h e n

y s a m e

F**k your bitch-ass horny jail. Can a man get a f**king hard-on without being assaulted by a dumbass looking dog bitch holding a png ass baseball bat over the f**king internet? Can a male have a crumb or two of libido without being “bonked” and sent to “horny jail”? Can I have a f**king natural human instinct without being f**king beaten and imprisoned by this little bitch boy Cheems? “Oh goody this man is being an average person expressing his lust over his screen where he feels safe to share it? Luckily I have ‘Bonk, go to horny jail’ permanently saved to my f**king clipboard!” F**k off damnit. Let a guy be horny. Let a guy be in heat. Let a guy feel sexual attraction to a female for f**k’s sake. Slap yourself across the face. Wake yourself up from the sad life you lead, preventing strangers on the internet from being happily horny behind their screens. Wake the f**k up from your “job” at r/bonkpatrol and make a f**king living for once you f**king anti-lust cretin. Go to f**king retard jail you piss goblin.

LMAO

i found this speech out of no where

I can help

*Slaps face with cooki*
Have some :3

F**k your bitch-ass horny jail. Can a man get a f**king hard-on without being assaulted by a dumbass looking dog bitch holding a png ass baseball bat over the f**king internet? Can a male have a crumb or two of libido without being “bonked” and sent to “horny jail”? Can I have a f**king natural human instinct without being f**king beaten and imprisoned by this little bitch boy Cheems? “Oh goody this man is being an average person expressing his lust over his screen where he feels safe to share it? Luckily I have ‘Bonk, go to horny jail’ permanently saved to my f**king clipboard!” F**k off damnit. Let a guy be horny. Let a guy be in heat. Let a guy feel sexual attraction to a female for f**k’s sake. Slap yourself across the face. Wake yourself up from the sad life you lead, preventing strangers on the internet from being happily horny behind their screens. Wake the f**k up from your “job” at r/bonkpatrol and make a f**king living for once you f**king anti-lust cretin. Go to f**king retard jail you piss goblin.

It's not horny jail you f**king idiot

its a speech i found from nowhere

can you not f**king mock me

It's a joke -_-

and plus im not a f**king idiot

Don't put it on something that's not horny jail then

Same
*pins to wall* (this is joke i think idek anymore)

*slowly backs away*