Don't worry about the law you need to worry about me

Nobody:
Jane to Lisbon every episode:

XD True

When your mom say's she's going to beat you for not doing dishes and you say that's illegal:

OMFG YES EXCEPT INSTEAD OF NOT DOING THE DISHES ITS FORGETTING TO COOK THE RICE

Welcome to the rice fields motherf**ker

Bruh

XD

when your grandma says she's going to disown you for doing bad in school but then you remind her that you can call CPS on her

LMAO

Oof

The school shooter when he needs an acquaintance

6 year old me explaining why I should keep the elephant I stole from the zoo:

XD

True story
It was a goat but elephant has a nice ring to it

I now respect you more than I did before

Lol
I love goats
(I hated that hat-)

Steal the goat and run

I tried. But I was four it was just as big as I was XD

TRY IT AGAIN

I WILL

I WILL

I have 3 of em lmao
AWWWW WITTLE NICO WITH A HELLO KITTY HAT XDDD

OMG I NEED YOU TO SETTLE A DEBATE, COW OR GOAT CHEESE
Shoosh

GOAT CHEESE

THANK YOOOOOOOOUUU
Cow cheese just ain’t gonna cut the mustard for my midday snack-

Exactly
I have a nanni boer goat and she makes some good ass goat milk XDD

Awwww those are so cute!
My grandparents have a ranch with some Nigerian dwarfs

I swear, as soon as I'm out of this house, I'm getting a decent sized chunk of land and buying ten of those XD

XD
I want to life in the country with farm animals when I’m older. My sister had a pig when we were little but then we moved and my grandparents ate him for dinner, and she swore never again.

I live with them right now actually lol, but I don't wanna stop

Wait a sec, I need to pitch something to you: LLAMA CHEESE

Never had it, but I'm sure it's good

Never had it either
But every time I bring it up
Like, “Okay, so hear me out: llama cheese”
My brothers go “Okay, so hear me out: dick cheese”
I’m not even kidding-

Me in your room at 4 am:

Wtf

Ah, you too watch the Mentalist?

If so I presume you have seen the others like, Monk, Psych?

Recently got into TV shows, the Mentalist was the first show that actually got my attention

That's cool!

It's really good!

when ur mom catches u sniffing the white powder u found in dad's cabinet:

When you commit tax fraud but your uncle is an FBI agent

Not my best effort lmao

XDD