Hit them with a mini-turbo for double points!

i'd do a 360 reverse entry so i could hit any other pedestrians

Lol

kill gramma since she's already done with her life

Let the car drive itself and grab them both together and put them together in front of the car. Bonus points if you jump in front of the car too

A and B LOL

I would slam the car into the wall and sacrifice myself
Hey at least Satan has a new worker

you're no fun

Dude
Can't i die in peace?

yeah but you can at least commit murder while doing so

I don't feel like it
I've fcked a rabbit
I've eaten a few orphanages (and the orphans inside)
What more do you want me to do?

murder the c h i l d

fine

done

If they were black it would hit one then turn around and hit the other

oh no...

That’s the best part in my opinion you don’t have to hit them yourself

True, that would save me like 7 hours a week.

Dejavu starts playing

The real question is who the f**k left there baby on the road/

yeah and who tf forgot to pick their grandma up form bingo!!!

xD

honestly a self driving car would be programmed to stop and not hit either

Why do you have to take it so literally

sorry . . .

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