HOW TO COMMIT VOTER FRAUD IN THE 21ST CENTURY; STEP 1: SUGGEST THE PARTY YOU WANT OUT OF POWER ENGAGES IN THIS BEHAVIOR; "WE GOT OUR GUNS AND DOGS OUT AND TOLD THEM COLORED FOLKS THEIR VOTES DON'T MATTER NONE!"; STEP 2: FIND PEOPLE WHO WILL SUPPORT YOUR NARRATIVE WITH THE MOST VAGUE, UNRELATED EXAMPLES POSSIBLE; "I SAW A WHITE MAN IN LINE WHERE I WAS VOTING! I WAS SO SCARED!"; STEP 3: WHILE 24HR NEWS AND SOCIAL MEDIA DEBATE YOUR MEANINGLESS NARRATIVE, QUIETLY STUFF ALL BALLOT BOXES WITH 150% MORE VOTES THAN THERE ARE REGISTERED VOTERS
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