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i thought that if i looked at a girls boobs i would turn in to a girl when i was in kindergarden

I always thought "Baseball" was pronounced and spelled "Spaceball." Heck, even after learning it was "Baseball" I still said and wrote "Spaceball" lmao

lol

I thought everybody was a robot

i thought that in the car were a lot of heads without bodies that would sing and thats how the car played music

wow

ikr its weird

i thought air could go through walls

I though the moon followed our car

I thought that the core of the planet was a golden egg laid by a giant space chicken.

wow no comment

lol this was in kindergarden so i was stupid

new realigon

same

This dude knows what's up

make this a religion about how cringe we used to be

that my dad was using spy technology to know what i was doing on my ipad

Someone told me "gay" meant someone who didn't wear underwear.

oh

that Mike pence is straight

He doesn't wear underwear?

How do you know?

oh..

i thought kirby was a pokemon

wow

i once thought that women got pregnant by kissing someone they love

i didnt have a very sheltered life. i just kinda, knew. the truth.

"i know the truth and I'm surrounded by oblivious idiots"

this is a perfect description.

Same

same

lmao