You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.

Your sock called...

I would but roasting trash is bad for the environment

do you want a deep fry or grill? or light roast medium or dark roast or brew? shallow fry? stir? sauteing? your choice

Lets keep this short. You're too stupid to understand three sentences anyways.

Your so ugly when you ran a mile, shrek thought his swamp was running away.

I would but you are nothing already

Imagine being a capitalist XD

I didn't know afk meant being active all the time my guy

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i would roast you but your face already looks burnt enough

Sorry, I don't think you will. You username explains why. You're clearly to AFK to respond to any of us.

And even flex tape can't fix that

The fact that I don't respond to you or the fact that you roasted me?

both

O...well at least I responded this time