Royal Guard Trouble

Toof: Uh.. What is going on here????

RG #2: We got a witness saying they saw a skeleton stealing!

Michelle:*knives spawn behind her* "What are you doing?"

tiger:"let her go"

RG #1 and #2: Oh. Uh, sorry.. m-miss..

tiger:"miss are you ok?"

??: Yeah.

tiger:"what happend?"

??:

Tiger:"ohhhh"

Glimm: hey guys. im sure you wouldnt want to have a *eye/face starts to turn red along with the dots on his robe* a terrible day? you have hopes and dreams right? it would be sad to see them... *voice turns gravelly and demonic* crushed into dust and incinerated... *tirns back to normal* wpuld it?

RG #2: U-um..
RG #1: Sorry f-for the trouble, miss.

now calmy explain why you were being mean to this skeleton?

Samantha: They keep saying they had a witness that told them they saw a skeleton stealing.

did you search them or check if they had anything that could have been stolen?

Samantha: (Opens her bag)

[There's a sketchbook, and a monster phone. However, there's nothing stolen.]

yeah no. nothing is stolen here. you guys don't even do a basic search. pathetic

RG #1 and #2: S-sorry for the trouble miss..
(They leave)
Samantha: Um.. thanks?

your welcome. so whats your name?

Samantha: My name is Samantha, but you can call me Sam.

ok sam im Glimm, newly appointed royal scientest and volunteered test subject.

me; *pushes the skeleton into the lave and stabs RG #1 and RG #2

*Walks over to them* Hey guys what's goin on here?

RG #2: We got a witness saying they saw a skeleton stealing!

Does that mean it's this skeleton.. Cuz I saw a really shady-lookin guy over that way running like he was trying to get away from someone. *Points behind me*

??: Yeah. I wasn't even there.
(The person behind BunBun): Um...

I'm just sayin guys... There are a lot of skeletons out there. And this one here is my friend. I've known them for a while and was here to meet up and go shopping. Right dude? *Looks at the Skeleton*

RG #1: Sorry for the trouble, miss.

*Leans up to the guard and whispers* I was gonna try to get her to come home with me afterward.. Don't kill her mood... (Lying very well)

chris: well this is fun *black and blue starts playing with megalovania* tensuga *it destroys the guards *

Remember remember the fifth of November. Gunpowder, treason and plot. *explodes*

derecho: hey leave her alone

??: Yeah! Leave me alone!

derecho: what did she doanyways

RG#1: We got a witness saying they saw a skeleton stealing!

derecho: well *looks at skeleton* did you

??: No. I wasn't even there!

derecho: *closes his eyes* just checked, she wasnt there

RG #2: Sorry for the trouble, miss.
(Both Royal Guards leave)

derecho: so where were you trying to go

??: I was trying to get to Alphys' lab, mainly because of this:
Basically what happened in a nutshell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xui9RrNS8Os

he dropped his phone?

Undyne: STOP,NOW!

RG #1: Wait Undyne? Why are you a cat?

Undyne: don't ask about,now,WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!! (hint:how did i become Undyne)

RG #2: We got a witness saying they saw someone stealing!
??: (Crying a little) I-It wasn't me...

Undyne:well,what was stolen!

??: Two spider donuts...
(The guy looked pretty sus. He was slightly sweating, and looked pretty nervous)

Undyne: really? 2 spider donuts? 2 FREAKING SPIDER DONUT!!!?

Undyne: THERE A FREAKING HUMAN IN THE UNDERGROUND AND YOUR WORRIED A ABOUT A FREAKING SPIDER DONUT!!!!

?: Um.. (He makes a run for it)

*ignore*

(Both royal guards take off after ?)
??: T-thanks..

Undyne: oh,and you two guards,look for the human..