This is the first time I’ve done this-

*puts hand on pistol as i slowly approach*

h-hey...you ok?...

*the dog growls at you and the kid hasn’t noticed you

*pulls out pistol and points it at dog*

back down boy...back down

Dog(?): I am NOT a dog
*little bones appear around you*

WHAT THE F-

Dog(?): Put. The. Gun. Away.

*slowly puts gun away*

Dog(?): You must be new down here, let me tell you how it works!

.....ok?

Monster (?): Woofs...don't

*i flip around and point my pistol at the monster*

Monster(?): Gun. Down. Please?
Dog(?): I'M TELLING YOU IDIOT HE'S DANGEROUS I SHOULD KILL HIM RIGH-
Monster(?): That's not how to talk to yourself

I'm so confused!!

what is going on and WERE AM I?

Monster(?): You...don’t...know?
Dog(?): You’re in the underground dumbaff
(Yeah um it’s undertale kind thing)

(lol i know)

im back in the underground!?

you have got to kidding me

Dog(?): wait you got out?
Monster(?): Wow...

oh...its a long story...

Dog(?): ...

i dont wanna get into details on how i got out

Monster (?): Ok then...

anyway....is he ok?

Monster(?): Oh yeah, call me Kid. These "tears" are just like something to show im dead already you dont have to worry

ok..then..so...welp i need to get out then?

Kid: The king needs 7 human souls to get out, don't you know that? Or a human and a monster soul together

your not taking my soul

Kid: I can't, but i want to know how you got out. Who did you kill to get out.
Woofs (the dog): I can-
Kid: No you aren't killing him

*backs up* sorry....i have trust issues now..

Kid: Yeah, that's Woofs being Woofs, i'm like his...sane side
Woofs: ARE YOU CALLING ME INSANE?

*my eyes widen*

plz dont kill me

kid: I will make sure he doesn't

ok...so..how long have you guys been down here?

Kid: About...100s of years? Not counting the RESETs...

oh....last time i was here...i was here for about.....a week? maybe longer? then i got out

Kid: Lucky you

yep....and now i need to get out AGAIN ...

wait do you know the way out?!

Woofs: a human soul

oh.....i need terrorists back down here then

Kid: terrorists?

oh yeah you dont know who those are. i forgot

kid: I've only been to the surface once and the humans killed me

oh.....well i have humans try to kill me every time

Woofs: Would you like a monster too?
Kid: WOOFS. WE TALKED ABOUT IT.

*slowly backs up as you guys argue*

Kid: I'm sorry. Its hard arguing with yourself you know

heh yea- wait what

kid: i'm dead, Woofs is basically me

oh....i didnt know

Woofs: Well now you do