Noose Tying - Help Available ?

THANK YOU!!
google just tells me to get help

Apparently you can swallow several small magnets at once, and they’ll attach. But in the process of attaching, they’ll rip through your insides.

Glad to be of assistance ! :~)

:D

all wrong the point of a well tied noose is to snap the neck not choke, this is why correct min drop hight and number of wraps is key other wise will be left chocking

You've obviously done the research ! :~)

So did the British, they had it down to a go***mn science

It's relatively simple, elegant and worked perfectly as a method of execution for centuries :~)

Agreed

oh thank you, I have been trying to find the noose recipe for some time now

I just can´t find my knot practice string

Try looking in the car - there may be a tow rope ? :~)

Oh thanks

Oh yay thx for the instructions u have been more helpful than google ever has :)

Thanks now i can tie it right

Remember to secure the other end to something sturdy ;~)

mk

thanks man, i can finally hang my annoying sister

I too would like to hang my siblings

too much effort, just jump off a building, easy

Thanx

don't worry about me commiting suicide cuz i cant tie knots

Practice, Practice, Practice (Only kidding !) :~)

Just search how to tie a hangman knot
Don’t search noose

yo i tested this out and it works

If you were in the scouts, would this count towards your knots and lashings badge ?

i'm in the scouts, and i believe it might!

suicide help line

It's the number of results that made me laugh :~)

I've just realized, If it worked - how did you respond to the earlier comment ? :~)

Thanks man

You're welcome ! :~)

i know its dark humor but this is not ok

It isn´t humor, this is serious

it's not serious, it's funny if you can relate, and if you can't, you should reconsider your place in this stream..

*ahem* That was sarcasm

good for you

Interesting reaction ! You are forgiven :~)

i can relate and its not funny

Well I use humor as a coping mechanism so maybe you need to get a better sense of humor, it might make ya feel better. (Even in my case it doesn't but it makes people not hate to be around me as much so you should try it)

I'm sorry you feel that way -Maybe you might think about not clicking on this stream if you find it offensive

*ahem* That was sarcasm

Hello scoobs69: Curious about: imgflip.com/i/4p0ppk - Are you encouraging suicide ? :~)

first this is a shared account, and second its saying hes attracted to girls who aren"t suicidal

Fair enough :~)

I memorized this knot as soon as I saw it.

I don't know if this works everywhere, but 40 + years ago, my Dad bought the board game, Cluedo (or Clue) and one of the murder weapons, was a tiny noose. I worked how to tie one from that !

Oh yeah, the newer clue has a rope, but it doesn´t show the correct way to tie a noose

Well, now you know :~)