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Noose Tying - Help Available ?

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513 views 55 upvotes Made by SardineYoghurt 4 months ago in Dark_humour
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2 ups, 4m
RTX on morshu rope | image tagged in rtx on morshu rope | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 4m,
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THANK YOU!!
google just tells me to get help
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1 up, 3m
Apparently you can swallow several small magnets at once, and they’ll attach. But in the process of attaching, they’ll rip through your insides.
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1 up, 4m,
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Glad to be of assistance ! :~)
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1 up, 4m
:D
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1 up, 3m,
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all wrong the point of a well tied noose is to snap the neck not choke, this is why correct min drop hight and number of wraps is key other wise will be left chocking
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0 ups, 3m
You've obviously done the research ! :~)
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1 up, 4m,
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oh thank you, I have been trying to find the noose recipe for some time now
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1 up, 4m,
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I just can´t find my knot practice string
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0 ups, 4m
Try looking in the car - there may be a tow rope ? :~)
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1 up, 4m
Oh thanks
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1 up, 4m
Oh yay thx for the instructions u have been more helpful than google ever has :)
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1 up, 4m,
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Thanks now i can tie it right
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0 ups, 4m,
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Remember to secure the other end to something sturdy ;~)
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1 up, 4m
mk
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1 up, 3m,
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thanks man, i can finally hang my annoying sister
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1 up, 3m
I too would like to hang my siblings
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1 up, 3m
too much effort, just jump off a building, easy
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1 up, 4m
Thanx
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1 up, 3m,
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don't worry about me commiting suicide cuz i cant tie knots
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0 ups, 3m
Practice, Practice, Practice (Only kidding !) :~)
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1 up, 3m
Just search how to tie a hangman knot
Don’t search noose
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1 up, 4m,
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yo i tested this out and it works
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1 up, 4m,
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If you were in the scouts, would this count towards your knots and lashings badge ?
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1 up, 4m
i'm in the scouts, and i believe it might!
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1 up, 4m,
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suicide help line
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0 ups, 4m
It's the number of results that made me laugh :~)
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0 ups, 4m
I've just realized, If it worked - how did you respond to the earlier comment ? :~)
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1 up, 4m,
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Thanks man
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0 ups, 4m
You're welcome ! :~)
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i know its dark humor but this is not ok
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1 up, 3m,
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It isn´t humor, this is serious
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1 up, 3m,
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it's not serious, it's funny if you can relate, and if you can't, you should reconsider your place in this stream..
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1 up, 3m,
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*ahem* That was sarcasm
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good for you
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0 ups, 3m
Interesting reaction ! You are forgiven :~)
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i can relate and its not funny
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Well I use humor as a coping mechanism so maybe you need to get a better sense of humor, it might make ya feel better. (Even in my case it doesn't but it makes people not hate to be around me as much so you should try it)
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I'm sorry you feel that way -Maybe you might think about not clicking on this stream if you find it offensive
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*ahem* That was sarcasm
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Hello scoobs69: Curious about: imgflip.com/i/4p0ppk - Are you encouraging suicide ? :~)
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first this is a shared account, and second its saying hes attracted to girls who aren"t suicidal
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0 ups, 3m
Fair enough :~)
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I memorized this knot as soon as I saw it.
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0 ups, 3m,
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I don't know if this works everywhere, but 40 + years ago, my Dad bought the board game, Cluedo (or Clue) and one of the murder weapons, was a tiny noose. I worked how to tie one from that !
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Oh yeah, the newer clue has a rope, but it doesn´t show the correct way to tie a noose
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Well, now you know :~)
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