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2 ups, 4y
I worship Jesus.
*reads the bible*
2 ups, 4y
Mookie wtf did I say-
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh let's see if you're actually half drunk.

What's zero divided by zero?
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2 ups, 4y,
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the amount of love I have
1 up, 4y
Okay
1 up, 4y
Cookie Monster with no cookies or friends
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1 up, 4y,
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*laughs in atheist*
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1 up, 4y,
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wait you're actually an atheist?
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1 up, 4y,
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Yeah why does that surprise you-
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I hate atheists
2 ups, 4y,
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Me, an atheist:
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Wait- what
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Srsly, just because I don't believe in some mystical man in the f**king clouds who claims he loves everyone does that mean I'm basically the version of a religious flat earther
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Just from a different view, how did everything happen? How was the earth created? How was matter created?
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Big bang theory? Ever heard of that? How everything was just particles, and how they slowly became atoms and how the atoms slowly combined to get bigger then made galaxies, black holes, solar systems, planets, etc.

Earth was created when a f**kin star exploded and the gases builded up in a certain spot well enough that they had a gravitational pull that pulled more f**kin gases to it
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That's where ~god~ comes in

No, we find out if there's a god after death
1 up, 4y
Where's the f**king proof that God exists

I'm gonna say it again, when you're dead, you're dead. No f**king afterlife
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0 ups, 4y,
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But have any of us ever witnessed said bang? No, so we don't know it exists

Now can we stop arguing?
1 up, 4y
There's proof that the big bang f**king existed, there's no damn proof of God existing. Science can prove the big bang theory again and again in a controlled environment (in a smaller scale ofc)

Now we can
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Where's the proof the big bang happened? It's just a theory, and so is god. That's what life is, suspense

Again, no proof of that, either. You might be reincarnated, you might be dead forever, but then, just blackness forever?
1 up, 4y
Theory in a scientifical term: Has proof, can be verified over and over again. Explains HOW/WHY things happen. They also cannot graduate into scientific laws

God is a belief, to clarify science cannot prove or disprove beliefs

There's also no f**king proof of the afterlife
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But how were those particles created?
No one knows, really. We find out after death.
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Im pretty sure it's impossible for nothing to exist

"We find out after death" When we're dead, we're dead, we're too dead to f**king care about f**king particles. We return back (decompose) to the earth we came from.
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Honestly, I just randomly said religious flat earther cause literally nothing else makes sense ._.

and yeah I see your points, but I honestly don't have much a stand point in religion

*laughs in Catholic*
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What's wrong with being an atheist

My parents are Roman Catholic
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0 ups, 4y
honestly, I guess I just blurted random shit out, I don't care about peoples opinions, as long as its not racist ._.

cool
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Alright, but think about this. There's many, many religions, and they all believe in a higher power. Hell, before we had science, even the natives (in both North and South America) believed in god(s) and they didn't know what a Bible was.
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Once again, not a single piece of evidence there. The human mind has great imaginative power, and it always asks "why" and "how" things exist. So naturally using our imagination, we create up beliefs on why and how things works and exist.
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It was a section about Natives
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0 ups, 4y
Native Americans
From the 1400s
Because that's on the ~internet~
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2 replies
They have written documentation of their experience(s) with (a) God
1 up, 4y
Link them to me? Cuz its:

A) Forgery
B) They’re insane/high at the moment
C) ✨imagination✨
1 up, 4y
Cuz its either*
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I've read it in a book
Actually, multiple books. Many textbooks
1 up, 4y
School textbooks? Probably in the culture and mythology section of them. Not in the science section XD
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And cave paintings with the god(s).
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Ah yes. A r t
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Geography textbooks
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Why the f**k would they put religion/mythology into f**king geography
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And religion wouldn't be in science
1 up, 4y
Eh point still stands
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A r t
Also off topic but I'm watching the most hilarious videos ever posted on YouTube
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S a m e
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Y tho-
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1 up, 4y,
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there like the religious version of flat-earthers
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1 up, 4y,
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W h a - not really-
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well i g u e s s
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Flat earthers believe in smth that there is proof of otherwise I'm atheist because I've never seen proof there is a god and this world is f**ked up so I find it hard to believe there is one also only half my family believes in a god my moms side and my mom didnt try to make me believe that
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yeah thats true

I've seen lots of news reports of godly figures (mostly Jesus and The Virgin of guadalupe) marked in stuff like walls and trees out of nowhere, and it seems believable enough, but I really don't think that's cutting it
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1 up, 4y
Yea

Yeah that's not enough evidence lmao-
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so your like- half and half?
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Not really I'm willing to believe in a higher power but I need proof
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You shouldn't hate anyone m8.
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no that was a major exaggeration
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