Roast me

If your doctor says to do an EEG, just say no, because they won't find anything

Oof

nobody wants to see you in the sun because nobody likes the smell of burnt plastic

You look like the son of Aladdin if hid third wish was to f**k a giraffe

Nobody likes you becuase of that wall you call a forehead

I would roast you but I can't roast nothing

Eh

yah I know it was not good

did we get into a argument before?

No

ok good

Dang

If stupidity was painful you'd be in agony

let the games begin

You cant even bother to spell? Man you must have some real good armor to hold back from those potential insults. What is it made out of? Confidence, ego, or blubber?

Damn bro-

I have a few ideas so...

Too bad you can’t count jumping to conclusions and running your mouth as exercise.
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there in case it needs help.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.
I’d explain it to you but I left my English-to-Dumbass Dictionary at home.
Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.

Imma steal a few of these roasts. . . oh, and another good roast going off the Dictionary idea if someone puts a face reveal: I don't like talking to Braille Dictionaries

I don't mind! I have a lot more in reserve~

I'm going to take a few of these

hello

Hi

damn i never knew the trash bag talks oh sorry i couldn't tell you apart

jealous are you? Bold of you to say he's trash. Maybe you should take a look in the mirror and see the true definition of trash. (Sorry, I had to).

are you talking to urself?

no, it's called roasting, but clearly your too dumb to realize

your the dumb one you cant count to 7 XD

how do u know that?

ur name goes up to 6

well you cant count to 10

how u know that

because your username only goes up to 9 letters

at least its higher than u can count

u might say my roasts are a mistake but really you are one

You are like a cloud. When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.

Bold of you to assume no one will reconize that google copied insult

that was from another meme

Dang

was it good?

Yez

can't roast you when you're already burnt.

Oof