More of a statement than humor.

that 100 percent american mate

I eat both, thank you very much.
So yeah, equality for all species

I don't know if i should be scared or confused

You should be confused. I didn't specify, my bad.
I only eat the juicy, meaty children and dogs. But never, ever do I eat cats. I hate cats.

I respect you

Thank you, thank you

I'm holding my cat next to me for the rest of my life

Don't worry... I'm not going to eat your cat. I don't like cats. But dogs- Mm, mm, mmmmm. Man, they're good ;)

Concerned is the right word

Americans do b kinda weird tho, hey u ever eat a human being I think you should