So, you believe that the 4chan trolls believe what they're saying - but you don't believe what those trolls are saying....and that prompted you to come here and tell people who also don't believe the trolls that you believe that they believe the trolls on 4chan.
So, you're trying to poke fun at conservatives here, even though there's no conservative here who believed it?
Your first mistake was wasting any time on 4chan. Your 2nd mistake was to act upon information you received from 4chan. Finally, you made a mistake trying to defend those decisions.