:DDDD

Looks like a pupper

shhhhhhhh

It's a puppy boi lol

oh shit-

Can I adopt it?

*gives doggo disguised as bear to you*

:0
Thank you

Smokey Bear

eeee

so does looking at you

I-

hm?

*pain*

haha

*shaves you bald and takes all hats, beanies, and hoods or anything else you put on your head*

so you want to back down and go our separate ways?

>_>

*grows back my hair*

wha-

the reason why i wear my hair long is bc it grows so fast

i want long hair >:o

o-

wth are you getting yourself into

-.- we went over this

oop-

*runs*

*tackles*

EEEEEEEE

*throws shoe at*

*smacks it and runs*

*smacks you*

*cri and run*

ah yes
he can be yours for the low, low price of 1 upvote!
(begging at its finest)

Yeah nah
also ik its a dog so ur technically scamming me >_>

oh shit-

*calls cops*

oh noooo

Better run boi *chases you*

oh f**k-

>:(

f**k no *runs faster*

*trips you*

*tackles*

O_O
*panic*

he didnt mean it

i mean... its pretty clear he did

:)

let him go

N o

idc let him go or ill use my weapon

o-o
what's the weapon

*pins down*

Eee

*rolls and gets back up*

*shoots electric net and covers you*

let him go and you wont have to find out

Tell me the weapon first U-U

*takes cookie by force* my cookie >:I

*pushes you and grabs cookie* pay $125,000 and they're yours

something you dont like

...
*shoots you with electric net as well*
not today >:D

-.- give me my cookie back and i wont hurt you

Hru gonna hurt meh? U-U

*cuts it open*

Bro ur electrocuted *hits your head with bat*

*pays* give him here

Wha-

*walks towards*

c_c

*cuts net with knife* alright that does it *tackles and hugs*

NONONONONO *uses every ppossible attack in the universe*

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

*catches you*

-.- give him to me

;-; *gives you cookie*

*dodges all* *hugs*

WHY R U SO DEDICATED TO HUGGING MEEE REEE

hand him over

N o

*hugs and proteccs* my cookie >:I

*sigh* alright alright i get it >_>

let him go and i wont hug you

BUT HE SCAMMED ME >:(

>:I let him go

But he's a criminal mam

*gets knocked out*

*drags you to jail*

it was a smol bear i swear!

L i e s

*kicks your leg*

oH gEeZ thAt REALLLYYYYYYYYYYYy hUrT

AAAHHHH

We're here...

*slaps*

*whack with bat* watch yourself boy

*pulls out knife and cuts the rope*
*sneaks away*

Buddy you're stuck to my wrist

*sigh* rose saved you... get lost

try me

*grabs you by the necc and tosses you*

noooo

you're welcome